Whats the funniest joke you can think of, quotes, dis's so on...?!
Question: Whats the funniest joke you can think of, quotes, dis's so on!.!.!.!?
Just keep it clean to an extent, no racist eitherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
An old joke that I've never forgotten:
What did the elephant say to the naked man!?
How do you breathe out of that thing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did the elephant say to the naked man!?
How do you breathe out of that thing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Quotes:
"Search for the magic!."
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain!."
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then we will have peace!."
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow!."
and lastly!.!.!.!.
"Light at the end of the tunnel is just a sign of an oncoming train!."
I find the last one funny but sad =][
sorry I don't have any disses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Search for the magic!."
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain!."
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then we will have peace!."
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow!."
and lastly!.!.!.!.
"Light at the end of the tunnel is just a sign of an oncoming train!."
I find the last one funny but sad =][
sorry I don't have any disses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blonde Joke
So, there was this dude that brought his blonde gf to her first nfl football game!. It seemed like she enjoyed it and everyything!.
After the game, he asked her if she liked it!.
"Yeah, though it was confusing at first!. It's like they fought the whole time with the quarter thing to see who went first!. They just shouted "get the quarter back the whole time"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So, there was this dude that brought his blonde gf to her first nfl football game!. It seemed like she enjoyed it and everyything!.
After the game, he asked her if she liked it!.
"Yeah, though it was confusing at first!. It's like they fought the whole time with the quarter thing to see who went first!. They just shouted "get the quarter back the whole time"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and
heat it too!.
It's a dog eat dog world, actually its a dog doesn't return other dogs phone calls world - crimes and misdemeanors!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and
heat it too!.
It's a dog eat dog world, actually its a dog doesn't return other dogs phone calls world - crimes and misdemeanors!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
if u know anything about surrealism
Ce n'est pas une citation -Magritte
"it works all the time 50% of the time" when people know what i am talking about
I've always thought this line is funny: "beleive in the heart of the cards"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ce n'est pas une citation -Magritte
"it works all the time 50% of the time" when people know what i am talking about
I've always thought this line is funny: "beleive in the heart of the cards"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, I have this quote on my cup:
"Dear Lord,
If you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat!"
I cracked up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Dear Lord,
If you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat!"
I cracked up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
rice is great when you're hungry and want to eat 2000 of something
-mitch hedberg!.
theres a lot of funny quotes from him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-mitch hedberg!.
theres a lot of funny quotes from him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you get if you have 50 male deer and 50 female pigs!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
YOUR THE FUNNIEST JOKE IVE EVER SEEN!. HA!. HA!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funniest quote!.!.
i did you mom!.!.!.!.!.!.a favor!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.b!.!.!. making you!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. bowl of soup!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i did you mom!.!.!.!.!.!.a favor!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.b!.!.!. making you!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. bowl of soup!Www@Enter-QA@Com
There once was a chic named corn,
he looked in the mirror and ate himselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
he looked in the mirror and ate himselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
(Xbox Live) "O yeah, well I take showers with your mom!."
It was so lame of a comeback it soo funny though!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was so lame of a comeback it soo funny though!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1st guy: "what are ya gonna do!? hit my fist with your face!?"
Channing: "why dont u touch me!?"
--lol off "she's the man"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Channing: "why dont u touch me!?"
--lol off "she's the man"Www@Enter-QA@Com
okay this isnt exactly "clean"
but what's the difference between oreos and dead babies!?
you dunk oreos in milk, dead babies in lava!.
hahaha
or ok
what do you call a dead baby with brown stripes!?
fresh off hte grillWww@Enter-QA@Com
but what's the difference between oreos and dead babies!?
you dunk oreos in milk, dead babies in lava!.
hahaha
or ok
what do you call a dead baby with brown stripes!?
fresh off hte grillWww@Enter-QA@Com