Sometimes friends, neighbours and wife altogether can save some money?!
Question: Sometimes friends, neighbours and wife altogether can save some money!?
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you!? My partner didn't turn up!."
"Sure," they said, "You're welcome!." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer!. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living!?"
"I'm a hit man," was the reply!.
"You're joking!" was the response!.
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight!. "Here are my tools!."
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look!? I think I might be able to see my house from here!." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Sure," they said, "You're welcome!." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer!. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living!?"
"I'm a hit man," was the reply!.
"You're joking!" was the response!.
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight!. "Here are my tools!."
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look!? I think I might be able to see my house from here!." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG!. That′s absolutely beautiful!. Definitely gets my prize for the best this week!.Cannot stop laughing!. A thousand dollar star on it′s way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHH!. thats hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha wicked! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Lmao!. That's so funny!! I got to tell it to some friends sometime!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
His friend doesn't have a wiener to shoot, lol!.!.!.!.!.!.great joke ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
why he did not shoot because---------Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg ROFLWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, that crcked me up :PWww@Enter-QA@Com