What is a mans idea of foreplay?!
Question: What is a mans idea of foreplay!?
prodding you to see if you are awakeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Four hours playing with the remote control!!! Those fingers "come to life" - they can move around that remote control and all those buttons faster than the speed of light; he knows where every little button is, that does every single function, blindfolded! It doesn't need to be told "Not there, THERE!!!!!
If he put as much effort into OTHER THINGS as he does the remote control, we'd be in business! Look at how the bloody t!.v!. responds! It's going from channel to channel, film to documentary, comedy to horror, music to adventure, etc!., etc!., The t!.v!. gets all "hot & bothered" and he's in his element!
If he could "get the earth to move" with the ease he gets the t!.v!. channels to move, I'd be in Heaven!
(P!.s!. That's how I know he's asleep - the t!.v!. shuts down also!!! And if HE "prods" me, it's normally to ask "where's the remote!?, or I get prodded by the remote itself - he's fallen asleep with it in bed and I ended up laying on it!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If he put as much effort into OTHER THINGS as he does the remote control, we'd be in business! Look at how the bloody t!.v!. responds! It's going from channel to channel, film to documentary, comedy to horror, music to adventure, etc!., etc!., The t!.v!. gets all "hot & bothered" and he's in his element!
If he could "get the earth to move" with the ease he gets the t!.v!. channels to move, I'd be in Heaven!
(P!.s!. That's how I know he's asleep - the t!.v!. shuts down also!!! And if HE "prods" me, it's normally to ask "where's the remote!?, or I get prodded by the remote itself - he's fallen asleep with it in bed and I ended up laying on it!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
An Aussie, brace yaself Sheila!. A Yank, I'll take a raincheck on that!. A Welshguy, it don't look right without fleece round it!. A Scot, do ye kin hoo much a condom cost the noo lassie!. A Paddy, I!.ll just finish my Guinness first!. Me, I've cooked a meal for you but first have a soak and I'll give you a massage, then after you decide,xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
nooooo a lot of kissing, touching, kissing, nibbling, massaging, oral sex comes under foreplay for me!. cuddling can as well!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well susan, it probably involves a cat some lubricant, and a mouse in a plastic cupWww@Enter-QA@Com
foreplay for a man, is a lap dance, seriously, it is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very very funny ha ha ha ha ha loved it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sometimes we don't even wait till your awake (oj) lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just exactly opposite to the idea of woman!.!.!.!. we know sure u will awake :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
probably |LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Letting you have the remote control, then you owe him!. Like your answer <G>Www@Enter-QA@Com
gettin nekkidWww@Enter-QA@Com
breathingWww@Enter-QA@Com
10 pints of lager!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Turning up!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like your will the wrong guy!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
depends on who the man is!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I recognise that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A beer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL a whole lot groping!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A pulse is always nice!.!.!. but not essential!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
six pack and a large pizzaWww@Enter-QA@Com
a bottle of wineWww@Enter-QA@Com
going to sleepWww@Enter-QA@Com
maybe to your man but to me it begins with a look!.Www@Enter-QA@Com