Carlos Mencia joke?!
Question: Carlos Mencia joke!?
can someone plz tell me the exact same lines to these hilarious joke from this link: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=6j8_EVh4l!.!.!.
and another of your choice plz!! i need the full lines!!
i really want to memorize it for future references! plz give me a little of your time!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
and another of your choice plz!! i need the full lines!!
i really want to memorize it for future references! plz give me a little of your time!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
everybody has to go pushing when **** goes down!. Michael Jackson Carlos! Michael Jackson! Can you beleive Michael Jackson Carlos!?!!? Michael Jackson is never hidden in the fact that he's a ******* freak! He's always been a ******* freak! It's not like Michael Jackson blows up a ******* clown and goes!.!.!.Dun Nun! Thats not what happened, His futo was ******* crazy from years ago!. But people wanna talk about michael!. Carlos can you beleive Jackson did it!? Can you beleive Jackson did anything!?!!!!? Look at his face! He use to be a black man! He want from he ***** ***** to you! (points to someone in audience)!. People are actually going "Can you beleive he actually did it!?" Michael Jackson doesn't even look like a human being anymore!. You understand that if aliens took over that planet, it would seperate all the races!.You would look at michael and go!.!.!.**** you got here first! **** were late captian!. We're ******* late!. Do you think he did it!? I don't no!. You see, the prolem here isn't michael its ******* parents!. Michael fits the profile of pedafile!. I don;t ******* no, i wasn't there!. But does it fit the profile!? **** YES!!!!! Hes like a pedafile on the ******* 30th degree on paper!. Other pedafiles have ******* candy, "here little kids go some candy!." Michael, that guys on a whole nother level!. "Hey, I got a rollercoaster!. I have elephatants and giraffes in my backyard!" Other pedafiles is like how do you compete!? He's got an amusement park in his house! How the **** do parents let there kids go to Michael Jackson's house!? "Well i didn't know ye was a pedafile!" Dick, look at him dance he go the move him holding his pee-pee!. What is that!? Im not letting my kids go to ******* michael jacksons house! I don't even let them go to chruch!.
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,,,, i dont really find it that funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com