Do u know a 4 letter word for woman...ends with ' _unt'?!
Question: Do u know a 4 letter word for woman!.!.!.ends with ' _unt'!?
A businessman is getting on a flight when he hears from the other passenger that the Pope is going to be on the flight!.
"WOW, great!" he thinks!. "What a good place to be today!."
He is boarding, but he doesn't see the Pope, so he figures that maybe the other passengers were wrong!. He takes his seat and is thankful that there is an empty next to him!.
Just before the flight closes, the Pope enters the plane and sits next to him!. I am surely blessed the man thinks!. Here I am a good Catholic on a flight with the Pope sitting next to me!.
The plane takes off, and after a few minutes the passengers take off their seatbelts!. The man looks sideways and sees the Pope reaching into his bag to take out a crossword book!. Marvelous, he thinks, not only am I blessed with the Pope next to me, but he does crosswords and so do I!. Maybe he will ask for help!. He notices that the Pope is working his way through the puzzle, and that the Pope is tapping his pencil, thinking!.
The Pope turns to him and says: "I usually don't talk to others on flights, but I wonder if you can help me!?"
"Anything your eminence!. What is it!?"
"Do you know a four letter word for 'woman' that ends in u-n-t!?"
The man feels uncomfortable!. He thinks and thinks!. Finally he says, "The only word I can think of is aunt!."
The Pope turns to him and asks, "Do you have an eraser!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"WOW, great!" he thinks!. "What a good place to be today!."
He is boarding, but he doesn't see the Pope, so he figures that maybe the other passengers were wrong!. He takes his seat and is thankful that there is an empty next to him!.
Just before the flight closes, the Pope enters the plane and sits next to him!. I am surely blessed the man thinks!. Here I am a good Catholic on a flight with the Pope sitting next to me!.
The plane takes off, and after a few minutes the passengers take off their seatbelts!. The man looks sideways and sees the Pope reaching into his bag to take out a crossword book!. Marvelous, he thinks, not only am I blessed with the Pope next to me, but he does crosswords and so do I!. Maybe he will ask for help!. He notices that the Pope is working his way through the puzzle, and that the Pope is tapping his pencil, thinking!.
The Pope turns to him and says: "I usually don't talk to others on flights, but I wonder if you can help me!?"
"Anything your eminence!. What is it!?"
"Do you know a four letter word for 'woman' that ends in u-n-t!?"
The man feels uncomfortable!. He thinks and thinks!. Finally he says, "The only word I can think of is aunt!."
The Pope turns to him and asks, "Do you have an eraser!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
very funny hun thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
HA, HA, HA, HA!!
Before I got to read the above, I knew the answer was AUNT!.
Of course, what the Pope had written, thinking it was correct was the word "runt" - a four letter word for a VERY small woman !!
GOTCHA' THERE, DIDN'T I !?!?!?!?!!
Only teasing - really enjoyed your joke !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Before I got to read the above, I knew the answer was AUNT!.
Of course, what the Pope had written, thinking it was correct was the word "runt" - a four letter word for a VERY small woman !!
GOTCHA' THERE, DIDN'T I !?!?!?!?!!
Only teasing - really enjoyed your joke !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLOL, 2 funny, I worked out the aunt also, but in reverse alphabetical sequence, the C word appeared firstly in my mind!.
Timothy
:o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Timothy
:o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good joke!.!. check out mine from earlier, i think they are funny also!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
HEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHA
i laughed outloud!.
nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i laughed outloud!.
nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha that's greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha The Pope is a dirty old pervert LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!! watta!! lol he knew the word!! lol
i'll pray for him tonight!.!.!.
lol star a-unt!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'll pray for him tonight!.!.!.
lol star a-unt!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO OMG I thought so too!
great minds think alike :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
great minds think alike :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
cool i was thinking of a different wordWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.best joke ever!
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Perefct, brought tears to my eyes, I laughed so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
opps i cracked up in publicWww@Enter-QA@Com
And there was I getting all upset :) ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com