Dear landlord - (joke)?!
Question: Dear landlord - (joke)!?
Genuine extracts from errors in Letters Sent to Landlords:
-I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage!.
-I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall!.
-I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen!.
-Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother!.
-I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off!.
-The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared!.
-The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous!.
-Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk!.
-Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant!.
-Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage!.
-I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall!.
-I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen!.
-Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done as my wife is about to become an expectant mother!.
-I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off!.
-The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared!.
-The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous!.
-Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk!.
-Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant!.
-Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That was funny,
so what the **** is up with that guy copying the queen!? & I wanna know how U lost an account because of him!?!?
P!.S!. U got starred 4 that!!
Timothy
:o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
so what the **** is up with that guy copying the queen!? & I wanna know how U lost an account because of him!?!?
P!.S!. U got starred 4 that!!
Timothy
:o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao very good !.!. check this out you have been copied
http://au!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.
watch him he is why i lost my accountWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://au!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!.
watch him he is why i lost my accountWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very good found it sooooooooooooo amusing it is annoying how people copy you though and steal credit!.
Thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant stuff!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now thats very FUNNY!! Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it would be a last answer i think!.
good show"Www@Enter-QA@Com
good show"Www@Enter-QA@Com