I got an argumment with my mum and I wanna tell her a very good joke any suggest!
Question: I got an argumment with my mum and I wanna tell her a very good joke any suggestions!? Very funny please!!?
No jokes with sex and other things like this please!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Why would you wanna tell her a joke after an arguement!?!?!?
Wait till she cools off!.
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar!. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell!?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them!."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello!. What are you guys doing!?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III!."
The guy asked, "Really!? What's going to happen!?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman!."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman!?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wait till she cools off!.
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar!. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell!?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them!."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello!. What are you guys doing!?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III!."
The guy asked, "Really!? What's going to happen!?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman!."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman!?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
An older Italian lady was on an elevator in a building when it stopped to let another person in!. A very rich, snobby lady got on the elevator!. Her perfume was loud!. "Dior, $100 an ounce!." She said to the Italian lady, turning her head!.
After a few more floors, the elevator stopped to let another snobby rich lady on the elevator!. Her perfume was just as loud as the first ladies'!. "Chanel No!. 5, $150 an ounce!." She said, turning her head!.
The italian lady remained quiet, but it was her stop!. She went to get off of the elevator, hiked her skirt up, bent over, and farted!. "Broccolli," she said, "45 cent a pound!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After a few more floors, the elevator stopped to let another snobby rich lady on the elevator!. Her perfume was just as loud as the first ladies'!. "Chanel No!. 5, $150 an ounce!." She said, turning her head!.
The italian lady remained quiet, but it was her stop!. She went to get off of the elevator, hiked her skirt up, bent over, and farted!. "Broccolli," she said, "45 cent a pound!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
How come a pizza can't tell jokes!?
Because they're cheesy!
That kinda stinks but it's funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because they're cheesy!
That kinda stinks but it's funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com