A Blond Guy Joke?!
Question: A Blond Guy Joke!?
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom!. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting!.
"What's up!?" he says:
"I'm having a heart attack" cries his wife!.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his 4 year old son comes up and says
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The husband slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door!. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked cowering on the closet floor!.
"You rotten S!.O!.B" says the husband: "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What's up!?" he says:
"I'm having a heart attack" cries his wife!.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his 4 year old son comes up and says
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The husband slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door!. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked cowering on the closet floor!.
"You rotten S!.O!.B" says the husband: "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol like that, makes a change someone making a joke about a blonde bloke rather than a girlWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha He's dumb " I'm having a heart attack " naked!? I would of noticed it like Daddy Mommy's a hooker!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!! That was HILARIOUS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HHAHAHAAWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats a good one hahahahahahaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice!.!.!.ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that's awesome :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahha !.!.!.funny indeed !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ditto @ Mr Renee lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not blond(where did the blond jokes originate!?)!.
Maybe from Cali!. in the valleyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe from Cali!. in the valleyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm blonde!.
thats not funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
the guys been stopped from getting help for his wife!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats not funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
the guys been stopped from getting help for his wife!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good One!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great one!!. A pleasant change from all the Blonde Gal jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love it :P have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good 1 made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
the same thing happened to meWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive seen betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
rofl cool joke XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have a star!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.had a good laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol nice one
just proves that blonde men are dumb too
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just proves that blonde men are dumb too
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nice =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
coolWww@Enter-QA@Com
quite goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.made me laugh so have a star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha what a dick headWww@Enter-QA@Com
Another Blond guy joke for your collection!.
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure!.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this!?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff !.!.!. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her!. So I did!. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did!. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants !.!. so I did!. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts so I did!.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy!.!.!. ", and so here I am!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure!.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this!?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff !.!.!. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her!. So I did!. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did!. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants !.!. so I did!. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts so I did!.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy!.!.!. ", and so here I am!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com