Ok no offence meant but you must admit this is funny THANKS MARK FOR ALL THE SAM!


Question: Ok no offence meant but you must admit this is funny THANKS MARK FOR ALL THE SAME!?
There was a Jew and a Chinaman sitting at the bar drinking!.

All of a sudden the Jew turns and punches the Chinaman in the face, knocking him off his stool!.

Stunned, the Chinaman gets up and says, "What the hell was that for!?"

The Jew replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor!."

The Chinaman says, "That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese!."

The Jew says, "Well you have black hair, squinted eyes, and buckteeth, it's all the same to me!."

The Chinaman says "Okay" and sits on his stool and continues drinking!.

About a half hour later the Chinaman turns and punches the Jew in the face, knocking him off his stool!.

The Jew gets up and says, "What the hell was that for!?"

The Chinaman says "That was for the Titanic!."

The Jew replies, "The Titanic!? That was an iceberg!"

The Chinaman says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, it's all the same to me!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


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hahaha!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.thanks chris for a laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hhahahahah!!! reallllyyy goooood!!!hehehehhWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

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lol, thats kinda witty actuallyWww@Enter-QA@Com

DANG bet he didnt see that coming!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.ohhhhhhhWww@Enter-QA@Com

very funny!. : )Www@Enter-QA@Com

very funny great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

it was ok the other one's-asadfaro!.!.!. was also fine!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha!.!!!
That is Excellent Chris!.!!!
10/10 for a good laugh!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that made me laugh!.
i can see the funny side of it outside of being offensive!.
well doneWww@Enter-QA@Com

O!.M!.G!.HALARIOUS JOKE* 4 U!.!.!.!.!. lol i dont feel sad for the jew though lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

i like your jokes have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol pretty good!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't think it's funny!. asadfarooq2 joke is funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

this ones definitely funny!. i got another one:

Why God Never Received Tenure at the University

1!. He had only one major publication!.
2!. And it was in Hebrew!.
3!. And it had no cited references!.
4!. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review!.
5!. And some even doubt he wrote it himself!.
6!. It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since!?
7!. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited!.
8!. The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to replicate his results!.
9!. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects!.
10!. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects!.
11!. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he often punished them, or just deleted them from the sample!.
12!. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book!.
13!. He had his son teach the class!.
14!. He expelled his first two students for learning!.
15!. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests!.
16!. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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