Ok some more i think the kids will enjoy do you agree?!


Question: Ok some more i think the kids will enjoy do you agree!?
What do you call a song played on car horns !?

A car tune !

What do you call the man who invented a famous car and toilet paper !?

Lou rolls !

What do you call an elephant that has had too much to drink !?

Trunk !

What do you call the owner of a tool factory !?

The vice chairman !

What do you call King Midas when he stars in a James Bond film !?

Goldfinger !

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath !?

Polly unsaturated !

What do you call a dentist in the army !?

A drill sergeant !

What do you call a kangaroo at the North Pole !?

A lost kangaroo !

What do you call a rabbit dressed up as a cake !?

A cream bun !

What do you call the man who went to a fancy dress party as a sandwich !?

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Answers:
kids like them!.!.!.!.i have experience!.!.!.!.i have to explain few things before telling the joke ,!.!.!.!.!.!.then they enjou them a lot !.!.!.thanks chris!.!.!.from me and kids!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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very funny great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

good ones!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha!.!!!
Very good Chris!.!!!
Cheers mate!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

MAN THOSE R SOME GOD DANG FUNNY!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hey i got one for ya:
A civil engineer, a chemist and an economist are traveling in the countryside!. Weary, they stop at a small country inn!. "I only have two rooms, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn," the innkeeper says!. The civil engineer volunteers to sleep in the barn, goes outside, and the others go to bed!. In a short time they're awakened by a knock!. It's the engineer, who says, "There's a cow in that barn!. I'm a Hindu, and it would offend my beliefs to sleep next to a sacred animal!." The chemist says that, OK, he'll sleep in the barn!. The others go back to bed, but soon are awakened by another knock!. It's the chemist who says, "There's a pig in that barn!. I'm Jewish, and cannot sleep next to an unclean animal!." So the economist is sent to the barn!. It's getting late, the others are very tired and soon fall asleep, Bu they're awakened by an even louder knocking!. They open the door and are surprised by what they see: It's the cow and the pig!
the kids will probably not understand this!!!!!
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