Some VERY COOL definitions?!
Question: Some VERY COOL definitions!?
School :
A place where Papa pays and Son plays!.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich!.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.
Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage!.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on!.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece!.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work!.
Father:
A banker provided by nature!.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest…!.except that he got caught!.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after!.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills!.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read!.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!.
Etc!.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together!.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes!.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions!.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after deathWww@Enter-QA@Com
A place where Papa pays and Son plays!.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich!.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.
Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters!.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage!.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on!.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece!.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work!.
Father:
A banker provided by nature!.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest…!.except that he got caught!.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after!.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills!.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read!.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth!.
Etc!.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together!.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes!.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions!.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after deathWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Hahahaha!.!.!. I loved them all, especially the ones about marriage, thanks for posting and a star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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SOME REALLY GOOD DEFINITIONS!
THANKS~Www@Enter-QA@Com
SOME REALLY GOOD DEFINITIONS!
THANKS~Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha brilliant!. I enjoyed those!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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finally something worth giving a star!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very long!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha, so funny! of course there true, no doubt about it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very good have seen them before!.!.!.but good so have a star!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sooooooooo true and funny!.!.!.!.thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Crappies I loved the one about marriage it's so true,and the one about divorce!.but they are all good and so true!.!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, these are cool indeed! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.all were goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
rofl i like the one about etcWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good star for you =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.!.!.cute
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow!!!!!
did you make them up or C&P!?!?
so verrrrrrry good!!
esp Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.
I never did get that!.!.!.!.
How many times do they do that!? UNREAL!!!!
I had high blood pressure probs during pregnancy, and spent a fair bit of time in hosp (5kids)
After waking you, !.!.!.giving you pills to knock you back out,!.!.!.!. the new girls starting at 6AM,!.!.!.!. would scare the wits out of you each morning, by waking you out of a deep drug induced sleep,!.!.!.!.just to check blood pressure!.
Dont they know, that the best way to kill a person with high BP is to scare the cr*p-out of them each morn!?!?!.!.!.
(then they would have to administer extra BP meds, coz it would seem that the reading was miles too high for someone drugged off their faces!.!.!.!.!.and supposedly resting peacefully!.)
mind you, we'd be very very lost without our nurses!. and really, they do such a good job!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
did you make them up or C&P!?!?
so verrrrrrry good!!
esp Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills!.
I never did get that!.!.!.!.
How many times do they do that!? UNREAL!!!!
I had high blood pressure probs during pregnancy, and spent a fair bit of time in hosp (5kids)
After waking you, !.!.!.giving you pills to knock you back out,!.!.!.!. the new girls starting at 6AM,!.!.!.!. would scare the wits out of you each morning, by waking you out of a deep drug induced sleep,!.!.!.!.just to check blood pressure!.
Dont they know, that the best way to kill a person with high BP is to scare the cr*p-out of them each morn!?!?!.!.!.
(then they would have to administer extra BP meds, coz it would seem that the reading was miles too high for someone drugged off their faces!.!.!.!.!.and supposedly resting peacefully!.)
mind you, we'd be very very lost without our nurses!. and really, they do such a good job!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com