How long before I can get a ____?!
Question: How long before I can get a ____!?
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A man sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut!?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours!." The guy leaves!.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut!?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 2 hours!." The guy leaves!.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut!?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half!." The guy leaves!. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes!."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically!. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here!?" Bill looked up and said, "
TO YOUR HOUSE!
!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut!?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours!." The guy leaves!.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut!?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 2 hours!." The guy leaves!.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut!?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half!." The guy leaves!. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes!."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically!. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here!?" Bill looked up and said, "
TO YOUR HOUSE!
!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i get it
are u my clone!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
are u my clone!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
For those who didn't get it the guy was having an affair with the barbers wife and finding out how much time he had to perform the deed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i wonder if the man went to the barber's house to steal stuff or have intercourse with the barber's wifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is the best thing I have heard today!. LOL !. Thanks!. Off to the barber I go!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how do you not get it!? That is pretty funny!. I guess Bill should have followed the dude sooner!.!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLOLOL!!! That is so messed up!.
God I feel bad for the dorks who didn't get it!.
Good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
God I feel bad for the dorks who didn't get it!.
Good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
:)))) Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
GoodWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice !.!.!.!. next time i will vist his saloon !.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it, hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
dont get it but okWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive head this joke be4 but srry!.!.!.i dont get it=[Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didnt get it it would ahve been funnier if there was a differnt endingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha Ha thats a good one, thanks for my morning laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it either!.!.haha!. Oh well!.Www@Enter-QA@Com