~sounds like a pretty crooked court house, don't it?~?!
Question: ~sounds like a pretty crooked court house, don't it!?~!?
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness a grandmotherly, elderly woman!. He approached her and asked, "Mrs!. Jones, do you know me!?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, I've known you since you were a young boy, you've been a big disappointment to me!. You lie, cheat on your wife, you manipulate people, and talk about them behind their backs!. Yes, I know you!."
The lawyer was stunned!. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs!. Jones, do you know the defense attorney!?"
She says "Why, yes I do!. I've known Mr!. Trevi?o since he was a boy!. I used to baby-sit him for his parents!. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem!. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state!. Yes, I know him!."
At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence, and called both counselors to the bench "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, I've known you since you were a young boy, you've been a big disappointment to me!. You lie, cheat on your wife, you manipulate people, and talk about them behind their backs!. Yes, I know you!."
The lawyer was stunned!. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs!. Jones, do you know the defense attorney!?"
She says "Why, yes I do!. I've known Mr!. Trevi?o since he was a boy!. I used to baby-sit him for his parents!. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem!. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state!. Yes, I know him!."
At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence, and called both counselors to the bench "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hehehe lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Laughing Out Louder Than Any Of You!.
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