Does anyone tell knock knock jokes anymore?!
Question: Does anyone tell knock knock jokes anymore!?
I havent heard a good one in forever!. Please tell me a good one and make me lol!.
( I hate racist jokes so please dont leave one)
thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
( I hate racist jokes so please dont leave one)
thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
knock, knock
:who's there!?
Britney Spears
:Britney Spears who!?
knock, knock
:who's there!?
Oops i did it again!Www@Enter-QA@Com
:who's there!?
Britney Spears
:Britney Spears who!?
knock, knock
:who's there!?
Oops i did it again!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Knock Knock" "Who's there!?" "Interupting cow" "Interupting co---" "MOO!!!!!!"
It is funny if you obnoxitally scream MOO loud enough! Ha ha
also, this is clever!
If your friend is not driving so well and is drifting a tinsy bit to far ask your friend, "Can I drive" offcourse they will say "NO" then you say "then will you, PLEASE!?!?!?" Ha ha!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is funny if you obnoxitally scream MOO loud enough! Ha ha
also, this is clever!
If your friend is not driving so well and is drifting a tinsy bit to far ask your friend, "Can I drive" offcourse they will say "NO" then you say "then will you, PLEASE!?!?!?" Ha ha!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, children still do!. I hear them on occasion!. For adults however, they are the anti-joke!.
Knock Knock!.
Who's there!?
orange
orange who!?
orange (aren't) you going to answer the door!?!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock!.
Who's there!?
orange
orange who!?
orange (aren't) you going to answer the door!?!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
whos there
interupting cow
interupting co-
mooooooo
knock knoc
whos there
elephants
elephants who
elephnats are fat!!!! haha
sorry i just love those twoWww@Enter-QA@Com
whos there
interupting cow
interupting co-
mooooooo
knock knoc
whos there
elephants
elephants who
elephnats are fat!!!! haha
sorry i just love those twoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Howie!.
Howie, who!?
Howie gonna get rid of the in-laws!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Howie!.
Howie, who!?
Howie gonna get rid of the in-laws!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know you can't tell a blond a "Knock Knock" joke!. She keeps leaving to answer the door!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All of the kids I know 10 and under still do!.
Knock Knock
Who is there!?
Dwayne
Dwayne Who!?
Dwayne the bath tub I am dwowning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock
Who is there!?
Dwayne
Dwayne Who!?
Dwayne the bath tub I am dwowning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Norma Lee!.
Norma Lee who!?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy some raffle tickets!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Norma Lee!.
Norma Lee who!?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy some raffle tickets!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
whose there
megaphone
megaphone who!?
I ought to hit you in the head with a megaphone
lol I know it's lame
peace, Love, and God blessWww@Enter-QA@Com
whose there
megaphone
megaphone who!?
I ought to hit you in the head with a megaphone
lol I know it's lame
peace, Love, and God blessWww@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
who's there!?
mop
mop who!?
eww!!
get it!. when some one says it it sounds like my poo
knock knock
whos there!?
ya
ya who
ya-hoo cowboyWww@Enter-QA@Com
who's there!?
mop
mop who!?
eww!!
get it!. when some one says it it sounds like my poo
knock knock
whos there!?
ya
ya who
ya-hoo cowboyWww@Enter-QA@Com
KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE!?
NOBODY
NOBODY WHO!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHOS THERE!?
NOBODY
NOBODY WHO!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock knock!!!!
Whose there!.
Yo momma!.
MOMMA!!? Thought u left me yesterday!.
AHAHAH! Wow that was dumb!. HA!. It was made up on the spot!.!. But hey, it was bouncy!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whose there!.
Yo momma!.
MOMMA!!? Thought u left me yesterday!.
AHAHAH! Wow that was dumb!. HA!. It was made up on the spot!.!. But hey, it was bouncy!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
who's there!?
mayonnaise!.
mayonnaise who!?
mayonnaise alot of guys in here tonight!
mayonnaise is redneck for "man theres"Www@Enter-QA@Com
who's there!?
mayonnaise!.
mayonnaise who!?
mayonnaise alot of guys in here tonight!
mayonnaise is redneck for "man theres"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do but I'm going to just make an example!.
Another Person: knock knock
Me: Who's queerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Another Person: knock knock
Me: Who's queerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock!.
Edit: You're supposed to say who's there! Gah, you're no fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Edit: You're supposed to say who's there! Gah, you're no fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock
Who's there
Dewey
Dewey who!?
Dewey have to listen to all this knockingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there
Dewey
Dewey who!?
Dewey have to listen to all this knockingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock!
Who's there!?
Juicy
Juicy who!?
Juicy what I just saw!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Juicy
Juicy who!?
Juicy what I just saw!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock!?
"GOD"
"Yeah that's what I say"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"GOD"
"Yeah that's what I say"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the last one i heard was in the pursuit of happyness!. and it was kinda not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
who's there!?
honeydew
honeydew who!?
honeydew you luv me we cantelope nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
who's there!?
honeydew
honeydew who!?
honeydew you luv me we cantelope nowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Knock knock
Who's there!?
Interrupting cow
Interrupt---MOO!
Get it, you moo before they can finish the question!. & you can't just say it, you have to YELL itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Interrupting cow
Interrupt---MOO!
Get it, you moo before they can finish the question!. & you can't just say it, you have to YELL itWww@Enter-QA@Com
pooooooooopWww@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.whos there !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.interupting cow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.interupt MOOWww@Enter-QA@Com