I need funny ways to explain sex!?!
Question: I need funny ways to explain sex!!?
I know about sex!. Im not talkng to kids!. Just to laugh!. Ten points to the funniest one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in!.
“Mother, where do babies come from!?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married!. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex!.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina!. That’s how you get a baby, honey!.” The child seems to comprehend!.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth!. What do you get when you do that!?”
“Jewelry, my dear!. Jewelry!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
“Mother, where do babies come from!?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married!. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex!.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina!. That’s how you get a baby, honey!.” The child seems to comprehend!.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth!. What do you get when you do that!?”
“Jewelry, my dear!. Jewelry!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked Harry Enfield's version of events- the adult son asks his father where he came from!. Dad smooths his moustaches, and says this;
"You see son, your mother sat in a chair that I had recently sat in which was still warm!. Some months afterwards you were born!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You see son, your mother sat in a chair that I had recently sat in which was still warm!. Some months afterwards you were born!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats simpler than a penis in a vagina
daddy will park the LONG car in mommys BIG garage!.
mommy is a monkey that likes banana's and daddy sure has heck got a yummy one for herWww@Enter-QA@Com
daddy will park the LONG car in mommys BIG garage!.
mommy is a monkey that likes banana's and daddy sure has heck got a yummy one for herWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is hilarious!.
http://www!.soulcast!.com/post/show/17587/!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.soulcast!.com/post/show/17587/!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sometimes a man sticks his wooh-wooh in the womans cha-cha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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my girlfriend likes it in the chocolate tea towel holderWww@Enter-QA@Com
when the daddy is parking the limo in mommys garage!
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More than you asked for but hope you enjoy!!!!!!
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A: No, 35 children is enough!.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now!. When will my baby move!?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college!.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex!?
A: Childbirth!.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational!.
A: So what's your question!?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure!. Is she right!?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current!.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural !?
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Q: Do I have to have a baby shower!?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly!.
Q: Our baby was born last week!. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again!?
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1!. Everyone around you has an attitude problem!.
2!. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet!.
3!. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans!.
4!. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say!.
5!. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'!.
6!. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice!.
7!. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space!.'
9!. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy!.
10!. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday!.
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9!. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors!.
8!. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds!.
7!. Fat clothes!.
6!. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time!.
5!. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell!.
4!. Cutting your hair to make it grow!.
3!. Eyelash curlers!.
2!. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made!.
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