Joke for a punch line?!
Question: Joke for a punch line!?
who can come up with the best joke to this punch line!? (by the way, the punch line is random!.)
Then, the mouse landed on the rock!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then, the mouse landed on the rock!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
One day at the office, Jack was bragging about his new nickname for himself!. He was walking around the office telling people to call him "The Rock"!. Everyone was annoyed by his lame attempts at coolness!. He sensed their annoyance and thought it was jealousy!. So he started giving everyone else nicknames as well!. He named his assistant "The Bagel" and he named his partner "The Sky-scrapper"!. Then he told everyone that his nickname for the boss lady was going to be "The Mouse"!.
No sooner had he said that then in came the boss lady and he ran right into her and they both fell over in a heap!. The entire office erupted into laughter and then someone shouted "Then, the mouse landed on the rock!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
No sooner had he said that then in came the boss lady and he ran right into her and they both fell over in a heap!. The entire office erupted into laughter and then someone shouted "Then, the mouse landed on the rock!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
the mouse told the tiger
" i can jump off this waterfall without getting wet"
tiger: if you can do it, so can i
mouse: then i dare you!. We both jump off at the same time!. ready!? 1, 2, 3
the tiger leaped and went all the way down, not noticing the mouse sitting on its back!. The tiger went down with a huge splash! while the mouse jumped off the tiger's back in the nick of time!.
Then, the mouse landed on the rock!.
not exactly a joke but more like a story with a moralWww@Enter-QA@Com
" i can jump off this waterfall without getting wet"
tiger: if you can do it, so can i
mouse: then i dare you!. We both jump off at the same time!. ready!? 1, 2, 3
the tiger leaped and went all the way down, not noticing the mouse sitting on its back!. The tiger went down with a huge splash! while the mouse jumped off the tiger's back in the nick of time!.
Then, the mouse landed on the rock!.
not exactly a joke but more like a story with a moralWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hickory Dickory dock,
A mouse tried to bite my B/F c ock!.
Like a cat I sprang and kicked his yang
Up in the air he flew, bounced of the clock
Rebounded off the moon with a bang
Finally the mouse landed on the rock!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A mouse tried to bite my B/F c ock!.
Like a cat I sprang and kicked his yang
Up in the air he flew, bounced of the clock
Rebounded off the moon with a bang
Finally the mouse landed on the rock!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there was white man, black man and chinese man and they where all a boat the black man turn to the white man and said, blah blah blah then, the mouse landed on the rock!!
get it!?
Ha ha funny!! I crack myself up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
get it!?
Ha ha funny!! I crack myself up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A priest turned to an other priest and whispered in his ear!.!.!.shwishwishwishiwhsihiwihsiehihieih!.!.!. the mouse landed on the rock!.!.!.
lol, i should get something for an attempt at that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, i should get something for an attempt at that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
and mysteriously blew up!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a hole in a rock, rock blast etcWww@Enter-QA@Com
And he STILL looked better than you!!
lol idkWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol idkWww@Enter-QA@Com