What is the best joke you ever heard. 10 pts for the funniest one?!


Question: What is the best joke you ever heard!. 10 pts for the funniest one!?
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Answers:
Stumpy and His Wife

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year!. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane!."

And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars!."

One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old!. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance!."

Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars!."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride!. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars!."

Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went!. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard!. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word!. They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't!."

Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

A couple where in bed and they hear someone knocking on the door!.
Man: Im NOT getting that
Woman: C'mon Hon
So the man gets up and answers the door!.
He swings it open and sees a shady figure!.
Random: Hey can you give me a push!.
The Man swings the door shut and goes back to bed
Woman: Who was that!?
Man: Some person wanting a push!.
Woman: Did you!?
Man: no
Woman: Thats not the christian thing to do, do you remember when we broke down and had to get someone to ring the mechanic!?
Man: I guess so!.
So the Man walks down the stairs and opens the door
He cant find the man!. He goes down the steps and into the back yard and he sees the man on a swing set!.
Random: All i wanted was a push
:'(Www@Enter-QA@Com

top ten reasons why computers must be female
1!. they just sit there blinking dumbly at you
2!. no one but their creator understands their internal logic
3!. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately commuted to memory for future reference
4!. They frustrate the hell out of you when you give a command and they dont, won't or can't follow them
5!. Sometimes, try as you might, you can't turn them on particularly if you have a floppy in
6!. If your floppy has a virus, you can be sure your computer will get it
7!. They have alot of data, but are still clue-less
8!. A better model is just around the corner
9!. The best part about having one is the games you can play
10!. in order to get their attention u have to turn them in first!.!.!.
I hope u dont get offended by any of these!?!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Three men walking through the desert and suddenly a genie appears from a puff of smoke!.!.!.!.!.
He says come with me to my magical kingdom,, and they all follow,

As he shows them round he shows them his swimming pool and slide!.!.

he says "this is my pool with its magical slide, when you slide down it whatever you shout, the water will transform into!.!.!.!.

The fist man climbs up, slides down and shouts Beeeerr!!!!
Surley enough he then swims away in a pool full of premium beer!.!.!.!.

the second man climbs up, slides down and shouts wiiiinneee
the water magically transforms into beautiful, fruity red wine!.

As he is climbing out the third man is already at the top of the slide!.On his way down he shouts Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I heard it recently from my teacher!.!.!.
It goes like this
tHere was a boy who was very good in studies,intelligent n stuff!.!.!.!.!.but he couldnt pronounce the word "nature"
He used to say nature as "Natur" (nai - t (not ch) ur (oor))
All teachers,students,ppl tried very hard but did not succeed
Then the principle of the school tried and still it didnt work
they called up his parents,
d boy;s father came and the principle explained him the whole matter!.
his father was a very understanding person so said "Oh my gosh,v have to do something about it otherwise he will spoil his footoor (future)Www@Enter-QA@Com

An irishman walks into a libary and asks "can i have a portion of chips please!.
The librarian looks at the man stunned and replys "erm, sir, this is a libary"!.
The irishman then whispers "oh, sorry, portion of chips please"!.

lol

Would be funnier if i said it instead of writing it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

There was three hilbilies in a car!.
Thier car soon broke down and they were forced to walk home unfortunaly it was a very hot day!. So each of the hilbiles took something out of the car!. The first one took a bottle of water!. The second one took a battery powerd fan!. the third one unscrewed the car door and took it with him!. They were walking down the street and a cop pulled up and said i saw you guys and i understand why u took the water and i understand why u took a fan but why do you have a car door!?


he replied dua to role down the winder when i get hot silly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A Cold Winter's Night

On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm!. In the morning, the guy on the right says,
"I had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick!."
The guy on the left says, "I also had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick!."
"The guy in the middle says, "I had a dream that I went skiing!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

A woman gets on a bus with her baby!. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen!.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming!. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your pet!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com

three people wer standing outside heaven's gates, so like the angel says heaven's a little full, so u tell me ur story, if u died a bad death, i will let u through!. So the 1st guy goes up!. He says " I live on the 25th floor of my apartment,I suspected my wife was having an affair for over 6 months, so I came back home early!. I searched the house and sure enough I saw a guy, hanging o to the edge of the balcony!. I got soo angry i started bashing his hands, but he wouldn't fall off, so i got a hammer, whacked his figers, and fell all the way down, but landed into the bushes and survived, so I pushed my fridge over the edge, which crushed him, but I then got a heartattack and died!. So the angel said, sounded bad, go through!.

The second guy goes up, he says" I live on the 26th floor of my apartment!. I was doing my daily exercises on my balcomy when I slipped off the edge!. Luckily, I grabbed on to the balcony the floor below!. I held on for as long as I could, when a man came!. I thought I was saved but he started whacking my hands!.!.!. I held on in pain!.!.!.then he got a hammer and bashed my fingers!. I fell off but landed safely into some bushes!. I thought I was saved but a fridge came flying from the sky and crushed me!. So the angel said, sounded bad, go through!. Then the third guy said" Picture this, I was naked in a guy's fridge when!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i do not i just thought this was a cute one !.!.!.what do u call a shot mexican!?!?
An paragraph!.!.because he is not quite a essay!.!.!.!.!.
lol
One more for you!.!.!.how can u tell a gay pimp's drive by!?
He is driving by in a pink cadillac throwing skittles saying taste the rainbow!.!.lol i love them 2 jokes they are my favorite!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Joke: "Hey did you see that new movie, Constipated!?"
Person: "No"
Answer: "Oh thats cause it never came out"

Haha!.
OR!.!.

Joke: How do you make an Indian Explode!?
Answer: You press the red dot!.

ROFL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Two sperm are swimming side by side!. Sperm 1 says to sperm two "we need to find the egg"!. Sperm two replies "we can't, we're stuck in her throat"

haha!. funny, yes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

My head Valet recently implied, that women can drive!.
How positively barmy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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