Do you know any good comebacks to insults?!
Question: Do you know any good comebacks to insults!?
my brother keeps calling me fat and ugly
and i can't think of any good comebacks really quickly or when i do its to lateWww@Enter-QA@Com
and i can't think of any good comebacks really quickly or when i do its to lateWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Help yourself to these;
* With a face like that I would shave one leg so you don't feel so lonely at night!.
* You look like you played hide-and-seek with a bat and it found you every time!.
* You look like you caught on fire and someone put you out with a rake!.
* You are slower than an one-legged turtle!.
* Keep wearing your hair like that, that style is bound to come back someday!.
* If my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave it's a*ss and make it walk backwards!.
* You read a lot of magazines in the bathroom don't you!?
Anyways gets a thumbs up!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
* With a face like that I would shave one leg so you don't feel so lonely at night!.
* You look like you played hide-and-seek with a bat and it found you every time!.
* You look like you caught on fire and someone put you out with a rake!.
* You are slower than an one-legged turtle!.
* Keep wearing your hair like that, that style is bound to come back someday!.
* If my dog was as ugly as you, I would shave it's a*ss and make it walk backwards!.
* You read a lot of magazines in the bathroom don't you!?
Anyways gets a thumbs up!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A neighbor once said to me!. !. !. Cyn , you are a pain in the A**!. and without any hesitation, i replied "I may be a pain in the A** , but you Like in the A**!. Does your brother every call you a pain in the A**!? Well this one will just leave him at a lose for words!. We laugh about it whenever i run into him!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hmmmm!.!.!.!.!.heres one for ya!.!.!.!.!.now nexttime anyone calls you fat!.!.!.!.!.!.you say!.!.!.!.!.i may be fat!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.but you're freakin ugly!.!.!.!.!.and i can diet!!.!.!.stick up for yourself like i did!.!.!.!.this idiot guy no longers call me fat or any names!Www@Enter-QA@Com
he's your brother, say anything you want!. make fun of any of his shortcomings!. (pimple-faced, helmet hair, etc) or smack him!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If he just calls you only fat one time, say
"I'm fat, your ugly, but *I* can lose weight!." lol
Darin C has some really good ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm fat, your ugly, but *I* can lose weight!." lol
Darin C has some really good ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"WELL AT LEAST I HAVE SOME MEAT WHERE I NEED IT!.!.!.I DOUBT YOU HAVE ANY!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
you're a girl right
talk about his small penisWww@Enter-QA@Com
talk about his small penisWww@Enter-QA@Com
up yoursWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him his stupid is sticking out!Www@Enter-QA@Com