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Question: Riddle funny star if you likk!?
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15 November 2007
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Funny Riddles - try and star if you like !?
1!. How can you eat an egg without breaking its shell!?
2!. How can you keep a rooster from crowing on Monday morning!?
3!. If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather!?
4!. In what way are the letter "A" and noon the same!?
5!. What did Ben Franklin say when he discovered that lightning was electricity!?
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15 November 2007
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Funny Riddles - try and star if you like !?
1!. How can you eat an egg without breaking its shell!?
2!. How can you keep a rooster from crowing on Monday morning!?
3!. If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather!?
4!. In what way are the letter "A" and noon the same!?
5!. What did Ben Franklin say when he discovered that lightning was electricity!?
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1!. you can't!. just stuff the egg with rat poison and feed it to max power!.
2!. by shovin the rooster up max power's *** on Sunday evening
3!. pull up max power's undies to give him a wedgie
4!. they both think max power is a certifiable jerk
5!. "how many ways can i tie max power to a lightning bolt!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. by shovin the rooster up max power's *** on Sunday evening
3!. pull up max power's undies to give him a wedgie
4!. they both think max power is a certifiable jerk
5!. "how many ways can i tie max power to a lightning bolt!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
You STINK MAX POWER
One night, MAX POWER is trying to steal all the jokes from a safe!. He hears a voice, "Don't steal them! SOme are mine!" and MAX POWER doesn't care!. He shines his flashlight to see it is just an unnamed user!. Then hears another voice, "Don't steal them! They belong to all of us!" So MAXPOWER shines his flashlight again!. It is every single Yahoo Answers user! They stop him from stealing!. Then MAX POWER is out of business so he goes to live in his mother's basement with 20 cats!. Everyone had a celebration parade with cookies and hot chocolate for everyone!Www@Enter-QA@Com
One night, MAX POWER is trying to steal all the jokes from a safe!. He hears a voice, "Don't steal them! SOme are mine!" and MAX POWER doesn't care!. He shines his flashlight to see it is just an unnamed user!. Then hears another voice, "Don't steal them! They belong to all of us!" So MAXPOWER shines his flashlight again!. It is every single Yahoo Answers user! They stop him from stealing!. Then MAX POWER is out of business so he goes to live in his mother's basement with 20 cats!. Everyone had a celebration parade with cookies and hot chocolate for everyone!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok!. Here is what i am doing now!.
1!. I am muttering 'what an idiot'!.
2!. I am throwing a sledgehammer at your ugly face!.
3!. I am screaming 'f*** you stupid @sshole!'
4!. I am ironing your empty head!.
5!. *1 to 5 repeat 100 times*
6!. I am throwing you out the window!.
7!. I am burning you in a bonfire!.
So there! Isn't it better to be doing more useful things like this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. I am muttering 'what an idiot'!.
2!. I am throwing a sledgehammer at your ugly face!.
3!. I am screaming 'f*** you stupid @sshole!'
4!. I am ironing your empty head!.
5!. *1 to 5 repeat 100 times*
6!. I am throwing you out the window!.
7!. I am burning you in a bonfire!.
So there! Isn't it better to be doing more useful things like this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh God, we have another Homer Simpson in J&R!. Don't paste from other people's question and try to post your own!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hi, see if you get this!.!.!.!.!. Guess who's rubbish!? Answer, YOU ARE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You seriously get on my nerves!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
bloody plagiarist! learn how to copy paste u cant even do that properly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com