Have you slid down the banister of life?!
Question: Have you slid down the banister of life!?
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember
1!. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book!. It's called !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"Ministers Do More Than Lay People"
2!. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary
3!. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring!.
4!. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone!.
5!. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom!.
6!. I hate sex in the movies!. Tried it once!.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood!.
7!. It used to be only death and taxes
Were inevitable Now, of course, there's
Shipping and handling, too!.
8!.!. A husband is someone who, after taking
The trash out, gives the impression that
He just cleaned the whole house!.
9!. My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can!.
10!. A blonde said, "I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off!.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid!."
11!. Definition of a teenager!?
God's punishment!.!.!.for enjoying sex!.
12!. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book!. It's called !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
"Ministers Do More Than Lay People"
2!. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary
3!. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring!.
4!. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone!.
5!. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom!.
6!. I hate sex in the movies!. Tried it once!.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood!.
7!. It used to be only death and taxes
Were inevitable Now, of course, there's
Shipping and handling, too!.
8!.!. A husband is someone who, after taking
The trash out, gives the impression that
He just cleaned the whole house!.
9!. My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can!.
10!. A blonde said, "I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off!.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid!."
11!. Definition of a teenager!?
God's punishment!.!.!.for enjoying sex!.
12!. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
These are funny, but oh so true!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Yes I have!.
I smashed my nuts at the bottom!.
OOOUUUUCHH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I smashed my nuts at the bottom!.
OOOUUUUCHH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg funny one!.!.!.star
lmao good one
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao good one
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."Www@Enter-QA@Com