~not my best at all but it's ok right?~?!
Question: ~not my best at all but it's ok right!?~!?
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus!. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her!. She immediately moved to another seat!. This time the smile turned into a grin, she moved again!. The man seemed more amused!. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested!.
The case came up in court!.
The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself!.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition!. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming and I grinned!. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling, I had to smile!. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself!. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident' !.!.!. I just lost it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The case came up in court!.
The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself!.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition!. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming and I grinned!. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling, I had to smile!. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself!. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident' !.!.!. I just lost it!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Actuallly Gorje i lovedd it hahaha its hilarious - you always make me laugh :D
And boy that seems like one interesting bus to be on - haha and something i would do lol :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
And boy that seems like one interesting bus to be on - haha and something i would do lol :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
O!.M!.G AHAHAHAHAHHA HALARIOUS !!!!! O!.M!.G!. TOOOOO FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WOO! i didnt see that one coming! ROTFLMAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahahahaha lmao!.!.!.no that's a great one baby!.!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That wzas hilarious!. So funny!!!! I gave you a stra because it was that good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
IF THAT AINT YOUR FUNNIEST WHERE ARE THE REST
loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe it is a good 1!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats made me lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao funny
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com