Ur GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!! {U THINK THESE ARE TRUE?..}?!
Question: Ur GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!! {U THINK THESE ARE TRUE!?!.!.}!?
> THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-
> LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC
> FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
>
> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life!.
>
> I see your face when I am dreaming!.
> That's why I always wake up screaming!.
>
> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> This describes everything you are not!.
>
> Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
> But I only slept with you because I was pissed!.
>
> I thought that I could love no other --
> that is until I met your brother!.
>
> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!. But
> the roses are wilting, the violets are dead , the sugar bowl's
> empty and so is your head!.
>
> I want to feel your sweet embrace;
> But don't take that paper bag off your face!.
>
> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> My love, you take my breath away!.
> What have you stepped in to smell this way!?
>
> My feelings for you no words can tell,
> Except for maybe "Go to hell!."
>
> What inspired this amorous rhyme!?
> Two parts vodka, one part limeWww@Enter-QA@Com
> LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC
> FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
>
> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life!.
>
> I see your face when I am dreaming!.
> That's why I always wake up screaming!.
>
> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> This describes everything you are not!.
>
> Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
> But I only slept with you because I was pissed!.
>
> I thought that I could love no other --
> that is until I met your brother!.
>
> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!. But
> the roses are wilting, the violets are dead , the sugar bowl's
> empty and so is your head!.
>
> I want to feel your sweet embrace;
> But don't take that paper bag off your face!.
>
> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> My love, you take my breath away!.
> What have you stepped in to smell this way!?
>
> My feelings for you no words can tell,
> Except for maybe "Go to hell!."
>
> What inspired this amorous rhyme!?
> Two parts vodka, one part limeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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haha LOL !.!. did you copy this from sumwhere !.!.!. i already read one like this!.!. anyweizz thanks for the laugh and for bringin' it back!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! Truly Awesome! I loved every line! Star for you!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HaHa Iike it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
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you're goood! I wish I was the one who wrote that! One question though, where the hell did you get that vodka!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha! by far the FUNNIEST poems I've ever readWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard this be4!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and stop copying and pasting ppls questions or atleast give them some credit!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I definitely have to use these!. Great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sir,
i am a 14 year old dude
and i believe that you just made my week that didn't go that wellWww@Enter-QA@Com
i am a 14 year old dude
and i believe that you just made my week that didn't go that wellWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow,,,,funny<<how many stars for you!?!?!?
great poem!Www@Enter-QA@Com
great poem!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! that is so awesome! =3Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey!!! that was good!! i liked it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohh i love this, this is so funny!. u get a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao good ones dude
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses come together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they come together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."
"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com