Ouch!! LoL?!
Question: Ouch!! LoL!?
A farmer orders an expensive milking machine!. He decides to test it on
himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns
on the switch!. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with
more pleasure than his wife does!.
But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the
instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does not
find any useful information!.
He tries every button on the instrument, without success!. Finally the
farmer decides to call the customer hotline!. ''Hello, I just bought a
cow milking machine from your company, it works fantastic, but how do
I remove it from the cow's udder!?'' "Don't worry sir'', replies the
customer service person, ''the machine will release automatically once
it has collected two litres!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns
on the switch!. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with
more pleasure than his wife does!.
But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the
instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does not
find any useful information!.
He tries every button on the instrument, without success!. Finally the
farmer decides to call the customer hotline!. ''Hello, I just bought a
cow milking machine from your company, it works fantastic, but how do
I remove it from the cow's udder!?'' "Don't worry sir'', replies the
customer service person, ''the machine will release automatically once
it has collected two litres!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha!.!.he`s gonna need some help with thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
A man has problems getting an erection for his wife so he goes to see a witch doctor the witch doctor give him a potion and tells him :Alright the next time your with your wife all you have to do is say 1, 2, 3, and you will get the biggest erection you have ever had it will only last one night so be careful then not for another year!. to make it go away just say 1,2,3,4!.when the man gets home he wakes up his wife and says look 1,2,3, and he gets a huge erection his wife says thats wonderful dear but what did you say 1,2,3, forWww@Enter-QA@Com
2 litres is fixed quantity
but his life time
now has has to buy one more for the cows for milking!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
ha haa ha ahWww@Enter-QA@Com
but his life time
now has has to buy one more for the cows for milking!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
ha haa ha ahWww@Enter-QA@Com
omG!!!
*hahahaha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HA HA HA!!!
FUNNY!!!
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FUNNY!!!
poor guy!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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YEE HAWWWW!!! LOL!. LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thats going to be a long nightWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's a golden oldie, but still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Neat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com