I need Osama Binladin Jokes!!?!


Question: I need Osama Binladin Jokes!!!?
We are doing a skit for school (MS) so, we need some Osama Jokes to put into the skit!. Does anyone know of any short jokes about him!. Make sure they are more on the clean side!. Any jokes!? Any links!? Help!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates!. There, he is greeted by George Washington!.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" says Washington, slapping Osama in the face!.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind!. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose!.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee!.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America!. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged!.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams - "this is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you!.!.!.
What the **** did you think I said!?

try this one

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone!?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble

or try this one

Osama bin Laden goes to a psychic who says "You will die on an American holiday" Needless to say bin Laden is shocked!.

"Which one!?" he asks!.

"Doesn't matter", says the psychic!. "Whatever day you die will become an American holiday!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

i heard osama has a drinking problem
osama's bin drinkin!

what do you call osama bin laden's virgin-girlfriend
Never Bin Layed OnWww@Enter-QA@Com

why won't osama do his wife!?

he keeps seeing bush

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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