SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 (joke)?!
Question: SCHOOL -- 1957 vs!. 2007 (joke)!?
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school!.
1957 - Crowd gathers!. Mark wins!. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies!.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark!. Charge> them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it!.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students!.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal!.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again!.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin!. Becomes a zombie!. Tested for ADD!. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1957 - Crowd gathers!. Mark wins!. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies!.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark!. Charge> them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it!.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students!.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal!.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again!.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin!. Becomes a zombie!. Tested for ADD!. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
The ironic thing is, this isnt a joke!. this really is how messed up our society and school systems are nowadays!! great, great super dose of reality served in a joke form!.
genius!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.star for you!!
Pam has sex un-protected!.!.!.!.!.
1957- gets vd, gets embrassed, takes a pill, back to life
2007- gets AIDS, cant find random guy she screwed at that one party, he passes it on!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.they die!Www@Enter-QA@Com
genius!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.star for you!!
Pam has sex un-protected!.!.!.!.!.
1957- gets vd, gets embrassed, takes a pill, back to life
2007- gets AIDS, cant find random guy she screwed at that one party, he passes it on!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.they die!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well done as usual Mr Hamster!.
Its sadly more true than funny!.
its very reflective on the way society, the more it tries to help- actually screws us, and itself in the process!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its sadly more true than funny!.
its very reflective on the way society, the more it tries to help- actually screws us, and itself in the process!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg this is one of your best yet!!! thank you so much!!! I'm sharing these w/ my buddies!
and they're all so true it's sad
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and they're all so true it's sad
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haha!! thats funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
??? lol haha very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! I like them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha omfg!! thats soooo true!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
looooooooooooooool
so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaahahaha!!!I l love ur jokes, and this one was really good!:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahah what was best about it was that it is true as well!.
LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol I have some friends who are really going to appreciate this one!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.!.!. the sad part is the fact its all true!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is so true it's sadly funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha its crazy how things change even in a few years with schools!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
these are really good!! And so true!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sadly so true! cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!!!!!
omg, all of those are so funny!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg, all of those are so funny!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i enjoyed those thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
child please!.!.!.what a "time" we are living in!.!.!.what ever happen to those days!.!.!.ah well !.!.!.go figure!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com