Ralph's 2nd life (joke)?!
Question: Ralph's 2nd life (joke)!?
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber!. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St!. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph!."
Ralph was stunned!. "I'm dead!? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for!. Send me back!"
St!. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken!."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St!. Peter to send him to a farm near his home!. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground!.
A rooster strolled past!. "So, you're the new hen, huh!? How's your first day here!?'
"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside!. Like I'm gonna explode!"
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "Obviously you've never laid an egg before!? Well, just relax and let it happen!. It's no big deal," said the rooster!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ralph was stunned!. "I'm dead!? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for!. Send me back!"
St!. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken!."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St!. Peter to send him to a farm near his home!. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground!.
A rooster strolled past!. "So, you're the new hen, huh!? How's your first day here!?'
"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside!. Like I'm gonna explode!"
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "Obviously you've never laid an egg before!? Well, just relax and let it happen!. It's no big deal," said the rooster!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahahahah thats so hilarious!!!!!
thanks for another great one bebop!
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thanks for another great one bebop!
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I'm gonna finish my lollerpop then jump in my roflcopter and fly away!.
Funny Joke though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny Joke though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dirty, but funny!
Oh, well, they can't all be as clean as a bed sheet (Ralph's not included!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, well, they can't all be as clean as a bed sheet (Ralph's not included!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha gross!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lololololololol!!!!!
i really like your jokes today!.
all of them made me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i really like your jokes today!.
all of them made me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that would have to be the crazyest dream!. i wonder if he will eat eggs for breakfast or look at a chicken the same wayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, I'm laughing (mostly because it's NOT me!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!!! i didnt see that one coming!!! that is great i love it!!! thanks for the laugh ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao hahahaha thats was really really funny i was so cracking up!.!.!.!.i loved it!.!.!.!.hope u dont mind if i share it!.!.!.!.!.thats so funny!.!.!.thanks for posting =)
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PMSL! another one to share with my quiz teams thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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great joke!. well done thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
that joke is to prove how stupid men can be haha :P
I love it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ewwwww!!!gross and hilarious at the same time!!well done!:D:DWww@Enter-QA@Com