Answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light !


Question: Answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb!?"!?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb!?

Border Collie: Just one!. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code!.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it!. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry!.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling!. Let the servants!. !. !. !.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I!? Can I!? Huh!? Huh!? Can I!?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it!. You can feed me while he's busy!.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it!? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark!.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch!.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark!.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb!.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it!? I've got a hangover!.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there!.!.!.

Greyhound: It isn't moving!. Who cares!?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle!.!.!.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb!? Light bulb!? That thing I just ate was a light bulb!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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