Now some "Cat Haiku"?!

You never feed me!.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face!.
That will sure show you!.


You *must* scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt!.


The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand!.
New rule tomorrow!.


Grace personified!.
I leap into the window!.
I meant to do that!.


Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag!.
What is so funny!?


You're always typing!.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands!.


My small cardboard box!.
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head!.


Terrible battle!.
I fought for hours!. Come and see!
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