Life lessons from a dogs point of view dog?!
Question: Life lessons from a dogs point of view dog!?
1!. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want!.
2!. Don't go out without ID!.
3!. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes!.
4!. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it!.
5!. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap!.
6!. Always give people a friendly greeting!. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective!.
7!. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed)!.
8!. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Don't go out without ID!.
3!. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes!.
4!. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it!.
5!. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap!.
6!. Always give people a friendly greeting!. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective!.
7!. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed)!.
8!. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ahh! after a long time a new joke, therefore the star; plus since I love dogs so much!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats really cute!!! thanks for the laugh!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol good one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!. hahahahaha
dat is so funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dat is so funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol haha xWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL !! this is so funny!.!.and #6 made me laugh hard!.!.~starred~Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!.!.!.!. its true , my doggie follows the same lolWww@Enter-QA@Com