The atheist and the bear?!


Question: The atheist and the bear!?
One day, an atheist man decided to go on a nature walk in the forest!.

He walked past a brook and reflected on the tranquility and clarity of the flowing water!.

He looked at the tall trees and thought about their towering beauty and strength!.

He took a minute to close his eyes and feel the breeze and take in the sunshine and fresh air!.

When he opened his eyes, he was face-to-face with a huge bear!. He tried to run away, but tripped over a rock and fell, the bear towering over him, ready to make the kill!.

The man screamed, "OH MY GOD, HELP!"

Time instantly stopped, the creek stopped running, the leaves froze, and the bear was paused!.!.!.

The voice of God said, "So now you want to believe in Me!?"

The man answered, "Yes, Lord, I believe, and I need You!"

"What would you have Me to do!?"

Thinking quickly, the man said, "Make this bear a Christian too!"

Time resumed, and the bear stopped, sat down, and put his paws up, saying, "Thank you, Lord for this meal"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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That is so funny, I needed a good laugh!.
Thanks for sharing, and thanks for the laugh!.

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