Can anyone here make up a new Chuck Norris joke?!
Question: Can anyone here make up a new Chuck Norris joke!?
i like these types of jokes, and i wanna see if anyone can make a new one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
if jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim on landWww@Enter-QA@Com
-Chuck Norris's blood can cure cancer!. Too bad he has AIDS!.
-Chuck Norris's farts are silent but deadly!. Deadly because they stink, silent because of his gaping butthole!.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds: Hard and Harder!. He uses these when making love to other men!.
-Chuck Norris checks his closet for Michael Jackson, and is disappointed when he doesnt find him!.
-Chuck Norris once became really popular for no reason at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Chuck Norris's farts are silent but deadly!. Deadly because they stink, silent because of his gaping butthole!.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds: Hard and Harder!. He uses these when making love to other men!.
-Chuck Norris checks his closet for Michael Jackson, and is disappointed when he doesnt find him!.
-Chuck Norris once became really popular for no reason at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cigarettes dont give cancer, Chuck Norris gives cigarettes cancerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Only by Chuck Norris blessing, dose a Tree grow in Brooklyn!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Once upon a time, there was Chuck Norris!.
The end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The end!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries!.
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