Is this a good joke: Why is New Orleans the perfect place for me? (click for ans!
Question: Is this a good joke: Why is New Orleans the perfect place for me!? (click for answer)!?
Answer: Because I'm big and easy!.
(New Orleans is called the big easy)
Although it has a bit of a dirty meaning, overall i thought that the joke was clever and humerous, by my friends thought the opposite!. they thought it was horrible!. Your thoughts!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
(New Orleans is called the big easy)
Although it has a bit of a dirty meaning, overall i thought that the joke was clever and humerous, by my friends thought the opposite!. they thought it was horrible!. Your thoughts!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Well I would update your joke to wh ere anybody from anywhere would understand it!. Because I live in Chicago and I had no idea that New Orleans meant big and easy!. So you have good potential to make it something that people will laugh about!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao good one
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Better than Stevie Wonder jokes!.
My friend told this lad that Stevie Wonder could see more than me, because i wear contact lenses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My friend told this lad that Stevie Wonder could see more than me, because i wear contact lenses!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah its kinda lame!.
youd would have know certain things and have a certain personality to get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
youd would have know certain things and have a certain personality to get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not reallyWww@Enter-QA@Com
like mblastguy said!. it's better than dead baby jokes!.
overall it was cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com
overall it was cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com
I really didnt find it funny but if you liked it then enjoy itWww@Enter-QA@Com
STUPIDWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's better than dead baby jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was really corny and lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
corney as hellWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well I'm usually hard to please, so I think it's an incredibly lame joke!. Please don't use it as a pickup line :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
it is clever
but not goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
but not goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love new orleans, it is an awesome city, they need your help!. go there spend some money, eat good food!. have a good timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cute!.!.!.and I'm not just saying that because I'm from there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
well!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.honestly not really :)Www@Enter-QA@Com