What are the 5 best yo mama jokes u ever heard?!


Question: What are the 5 best yo mama jokes u ever heard!?
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yo mama is so fat she had to go get baptised @ seaworld
yo mama is so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!.
yo mama is so bald she took a shower and got brained washed!.
yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said 'one @ a time plz'
yo mama is so stupid i told her to do the robat and R2D2 got AIDS!.

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yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book =]

you mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house


yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money


yo mama so ugly, she joined an ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals"


yo moma so fat, they use the elastic in her underwaer for bnungee jumpingWww@Enter-QA@Com

from 1 to 5!.!.!.5 being my favorite

#1yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a goldfish

#2yo mama is so stupid she left her purse on noas ark

#3yo mama is so stupid she called me to get my phone number

#4yo mama is so stupid she saw a bus full of white people and said "stop that twinkie"

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#5 YO MAMA IS SO STUPID I ENTERED HER INTO AN UGLY CONTEST AND THE JUDGES SAID "SORRY NO PROFFESIONALS"

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Yo mama so stupid she looked at Saturn and yelled "FRRRRRRRRUUUUUUIIIIIIITTTTTT LLLLLLLOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS!!"

Yo mama so fat Jenny Craig refused to give her a diet!
Yo mama so fat she caused the Twin Towers to fall!
Yo mama so ugly she walked out of a monster house with an application!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!Www@Enter-QA@Com

idk why but this one jus stood out to me!.!. " yo mamas so ugly, yo daddy had to take her to work with him jus so he wouldnt have to kiss her goodbye!."


and i like the one bout the chilli outside!.!.!.cant remember that one!.!.


p!.s!. this is just a joke!.!.!.plz no one take offense!.!. we all love our moms!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseWww@Enter-QA@Com

YO MAMA'S SO FAT-----HER BRA SIZE IS F-150

YO MAMA'S SO OLD SHE TOOK JOHN MCAIN TO THE PROM!.

yO MAMA'S SO UGLY HER REAL NAME IS sARAH JESSICA PARKER

YO MAMA'S SO FAT SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I only know 1 and it is

!. yo mama so fat that when she sat on the toilet it said ABCDEFG get yo fat *** off of meWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so fat when she fell in love, she broke itWww@Enter-QA@Com



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