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Question: Find this funny!?
There is an Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walking through the woods!. Some terrorists stop them and say:
'Look dudes, your gonna die today, so you can each have one wish before we kill you!.'

The Irish man looks at the terrorists and says;
'Eye'd like to hear the sound of tap dancing, one more time!.!.!.'

The Scottish man looks at the terorist and says;

'Oh, i'd like to hera the sound of bagpipes, just one last time!.'

The English man stares blankly at the terrorist, then says;

'Oh, just kill me first!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
LOL, for those with retarted minds it means like the Englishman doesn't want to listen to tapdancers or bagpipes so he just dies before he has a chance to hear it!. I don't find it offensive, and I gave everyone who said it was funny a thumbs up!. But I don't know who gave the thumbs down!. I would've done it, but someone already took care of things!. Get a sense of humor, guys!! xDWww@Enter-QA@Com

Bwahahahaaaa XD Sorry!. I don't find that offensive, only because different people have different tastes in different things!. But I liked it XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahahaha!. Wow very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahha (not funny)Www@Enter-QA@Com

very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Gay gaggles of gregarious geese! I giggled!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha, KindaWww@Enter-QA@Com

It took me a little while to get that one, but HILARIOUS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

no!.I found this highly offensive!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I thought it was funny, made me chuckle!. People are just up tight lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

its not offensive, it's just not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

noooot really!. i think its racist!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I dont get it!. So, no!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

noWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL, I thought it was very funny! I'm still laughing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

uhmm!.!.!.i dont get it!. wud u mind explainingWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao good one

a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.






so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."


The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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