WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST JOKE YOU'VE EVER HEARD (Best Joke get's10pts)?!


Question: WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST JOKE YOU'VE EVER HEARD (Best Joke get's10pts)!?
So!.!.!.what's the best joke you've ever heard!?
THE BEST ONE I SEE GET'S 10pts!.!.!.
Here's the funniest joke I've ever heard/ that I can remember!.!.!.
because I'm 100% Aussie!.!.!.
"A Pom and an Aussie were in the pub debating whose country was the best!.
The Scottsman reckoned his was the best, because we got the greenest grass!.
The Pom reckoned his was the best because they had the most beautiful flag!.
The Chinaman reckoned his was the best because of their Great Wall!.
The Aussie said we're the best, 'cos we got the kangaroo, and that can jump over your great wall, crap on your grass and wipe it's @ss with your flag!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
lol i like it XD well i dont know many jokes but ill try neway!.!.!.!. so this guy walks into a bar, he walks up to the bar keep and asks him for the most expensiv drink downs it and jumps out of the window!.!. about 5 minuts later he walks back in orders the same drink and jumps out of the window again!.!. well a black man was sitting next to the window and he goes up to the keep orders the same drink and jumps out of the window!.!.!. the barkeep calls 911 and says " superman is F-ing with the Ni****s again"!.!.!.
i thaught it was pretty funny when i heard it but its been a long time so i F-ed it up a lil!.!.!.
uhm i have another one!.!. well this guy walks into the bar goes to the bartender and bets him a quart of beer that he could bite his eye!.!. well the bartender is thinking no way and takes him up on it and the man takes his glass eye out and bites it!.!.!. after he finishes his beer he calls the bartender over and says " i bet u i can bite my other eye" and the bartender is thinking well he cant be blind he walked in here so he takes him up on the bet!.!.!. so the man takes his faulse teeth out and bites his other eye!.!.!. the bartender says " well ill be damned" and gives him another quart by the time he finishes that quart hes is pretty toasted and he calles the bartender back over and he bets him another quart of beer that he could piss on his leg and not get it wetand the bartender is thinking well he got 2 out of me already but i have to see this so he takes him up on the bet!.!.!. well the guy unzips his pants and starts pissing on the bartenders leg and the bartender says " wtf its wet" and the man says " well 2 out of 3 aint bad huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nina and Liz are having a conversation during there lunch break!.

Nina asks, "So, Liz, how's your sex life these days!?"

Liz replies, "Oh, you know!. It's the usual, Social Security kind!."

"Social Security!?" Nina asked quizzically!.

"Yeah, you get a little each month, but it's not enough to live on!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

there once was a man from nantucket whos d*ck was so long he could suck it after wiping the sperm form his chin he said " if my ear was a c*nt i would f*ck it

there once was a man from japan who was told that friggin was grand, after his first trial he said with a smile wats the difference i get the same sensation by hand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The was a blonde driving down a country road when she saw another blonde sitting in a boat in a feild rowing with not a speck of water in sight!.

She stopped her care got out and shouted "What do you think your doing!? It's stunts like these that give us blondes a bad name!. If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ***!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

soz i have heard funnier

funny joke
there is a kamle and an elephant!.!. the elephant says why do u have 2 boobs on your back! then the kamle says "at lease i dont have a dick on my face!

dum funny joke
there are 3 guys on a island!.!.stuck there!.!.!. 2 of them are really smart and then there is a really dum 1! then a wizards comes one day , so the wizard grants them a wish!.!. so the smart 1's said "take us home"!so they went home!.!. then the really dum one said!.!." i am bord " so he wishs he has the smart guys back!.


i hope i hade u laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

here a funny joke
there was a guy that won a piece of poo as a prize
repeat this
i 1 it
i 2 it
i 3 it
i 4 it
i 5 it
i 6 it
i 7 it
i 8 it (as i ate it)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think the funniest joke was when England loaded its ships with hardened criminals and sent them to Australia! HaHaHaHA!!!

Where my ten points!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Too true!.!.!.!.!.LMAO!. Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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