Need a new set of rules to live by? try these (joke)?!
Question: Need a new set of rules to live by!? try these (joke)!?
1!. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory!. I can't remember what I chose!.
2!. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!.
3!. A wife is a sex object!. Every time you ask for sex, she objects!.
4!. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings!.!.!.'
5!. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together!.
6!. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth!.
7!. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly!.
8!. Virginity can be cured!.
9!. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity!.
10!. Having sex is like playing bridge!. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!.
11!. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small!.
12!. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!.
3!. A wife is a sex object!. Every time you ask for sex, she objects!.
4!. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings!.!.!.'
5!. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together!.
6!. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth!.
7!. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly!.
8!. Virginity can be cured!.
9!. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity!.
10!. Having sex is like playing bridge!. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!.
11!. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small!.
12!. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I gotta borrow these Doc!.
Some of my friends have no email, no hamsters, and few wits!.!.!.
These should make 'em happy!
As usual I always give you credit for the laffies!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some of my friends have no email, no hamsters, and few wits!.!.!.
These should make 'em happy!
As usual I always give you credit for the laffies!Www@Enter-QA@Com
??? lol haha very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
clever, but very immatureWww@Enter-QA@Com
Awesome as always, have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. another great one, from the great one!.
(the source from where i get my jokes dont have this kind of jokes!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(the source from where i get my jokes dont have this kind of jokes!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
these ones made me giggle out loud # 5 & # 11 haha awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahah one of the best lists!. haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked 5,6,11,13 &15, those were the best hehehehehe, you made my day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, these are awesome! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that was great!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I loved them all, but for #11 -- next time try a push button phone!. ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha i like dat jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao gems one and all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ehh
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these were great!.!.keep em comnWww@Enter-QA@Com
All great new stuff! Please keep it up; you're the best part of my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hi, They are good, I give you a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com