Doctors------ hmmmmmm?!


Question: Doctors------ hmmmmmm!?
Doctors


An Israeli doctor says, ‘Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can
take a liver out of one man, put it in another, and
have him looking for
work in six weeks!.’

A German doctor says, ‘That is nothing, we can take a
lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in four weeks!.

A Russian doctor says, ‘In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in
another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks!.’

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, ‘You guys are
way behind!. We
recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put
him in the White House
for eight years, and now half the country is looking
for work!.’Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
OK, nice joke!. But unfortunately, what you posted is not a question, so I'll have to report you!. HA HA! Joking! VERY COOL JOKE!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Response to question/joke:

That is so true! Although it had nothing to do with the President, I have been out of a job since December!. But BECAUSE of the President, I am having a very hard time finding a job!. So while that was kind of funny, it is to true for me to really laugh!. Thanks, Hon!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HiHiHiHi!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I love anything that shoots "funnies" at Bush!. Very well done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha heard it before but its still awesome!!! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA!! I like this version!. It's so true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

im glad about the subject youre talking about but cant you have something !.!.!.!.uh!.!.!.!.funnier!?!?/Www@Enter-QA@Com

too true to laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha !.!.!.like that one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao good one

a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.






so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."


The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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