$100 Joke - Not Copiyed from Max?!


Question: $100 Joke - Not Copiyed from Max!?
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been!?"

"I was out getting a tattoo!."

"A tattoo!? What kind of tattoo did you get!?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis!."

"What the hell were you thinking!? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis!?"

"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow!.
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money!.
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Robert Redford on her right upper thigh and a picture of Paul Newman on her left upper thigh!.

The artist does so, and when he finishes hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work!.

She looks at the left thigh and says, "Wow! That’s definitely Paul Newman!. Just look at those blue eyes!." Then she looks at the right thigh and complains, "That doesn’t look like Robert Redford!."

The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge!.

They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos!. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says, "Well, ma’am, the one on your left thigh is definitely Paul Newman!. He even has the blue eyes!. The one on your right I’m not sure about—but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one bevad's hanging schitt on you spelling MAX'S WAY
YOU DIDET COPIY it form hmi

last time i seen he was VAMPONAN i think he likes usWww@Enter-QA@Com

But it's 'copiyed' from somehwere because there are no spelling mistakes and we all know that you cannot spell to save your life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

how immatureWww@Enter-QA@Com

now that was funny too bad i don't have a wife!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

greatWww@Enter-QA@Com

good stuff!. made my morning!. i will definately use this later on in life!. thanks man!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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