Or is this the FUNNIEST lil johnny joke?....?!
Question: Or is this the FUNNIEST lil johnny joke!?!.!.!.!.!?
Lil' Johnny's mother took her son with her to the bank!. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager!. As the mother patiently waited, Lil' Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's REALLY FAT!."
The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and gave an understanding smile!. Lil' Johnny received a quiet reprimand!.
After a minute or two, Lil' Johnny spread his hands as far as they will go and loudly said, "I bet her butt is *that* wide!."
His embarrassed mother severely scolds her son!.
Lil' Johnny stated loudly, "Look how the fat hangs over her belt!." The lady told Johnny's mother to control her rude child!.
His mother threatened him with his very life and existence!.
Things in the bank are quiet then the lady's pager begins to emit its distinctive tone!.
Lil' Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his voice, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MOM, SHE'S BACKING UP!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and gave an understanding smile!. Lil' Johnny received a quiet reprimand!.
After a minute or two, Lil' Johnny spread his hands as far as they will go and loudly said, "I bet her butt is *that* wide!."
His embarrassed mother severely scolds her son!.
Lil' Johnny stated loudly, "Look how the fat hangs over her belt!." The lady told Johnny's mother to control her rude child!.
His mother threatened him with his very life and existence!.
Things in the bank are quiet then the lady's pager begins to emit its distinctive tone!.
Lil' Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his voice, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MOM, SHE'S BACKING UP!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL!!!!!!!!
HAHA NEVER HEARD THAT B4
haha nice one star for u!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA NEVER HEARD THAT B4
haha nice one star for u!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees!.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears!.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong!. "Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight!. And if you're telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears!.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong!. "Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight!. And if you're telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha very funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha !.!. between the two posted lil johnny jokes !.!. this is for sure the best !! !.!. LOL !.,!.!.
haha !.!. *stomach aching* !.!. haha !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha !.!. *stomach aching* !.!. haha !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahaha, waaay funny =0)Www@Enter-QA@Com
whoa that was hilarious\Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA!! That was very funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh Hell Honey you've got me in stiches!.and I really love it cause little Johnny always cause trouble!.!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah, good old classicsWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was funny, but i like the other one better!Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHA
hmm!.!.not read the other one yet but am looking forward to itWww@Enter-QA@Com
hmm!.!.not read the other one yet but am looking forward to itWww@Enter-QA@Com
It is good, I thought the other one was better
lol
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lol
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ummm never heard this 1 be4!.!.!.!.!.!.but i m ROFLMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats sad but still funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats is so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ewww!.!.!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahahaha!
that was a ggod one!
thank u for all the great jokes!.!.!. i really enjoy them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was a ggod one!
thank u for all the great jokes!.!.!. i really enjoy them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!.!.good onw
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals!. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person!.
"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class!. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44!?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals!. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person!.
"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class!. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44!?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"Www@Enter-QA@Com