Finish these sentences...really funny!?!?!


Question: Finish these sentences!.!.!.really funny!!?!!?
Hi people,
Okay!. You don't have to finish ALL of these sentences, just some!.

1) My _(adjective)_ dog attacked my _(adjective)_ cat because!.!.!.

2 ) The rotten _(fruit)_ ate my brain because!.!.!.

3) They kicked George Bush off the golf ball team because!.!.!.

4) _(person-could be you)_ went crazy and acted like a total retard today because!.!.!.

5) _(a day)_ I went to the graveyard and saw!.!.!.

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Answers:
2!. The rotten papaya ate my brain because I said it was too smelly and refused to eat it, it ate my brain instead!.

3!. They kicked George Bush off the golf ball team because he know nothing about golf and he missed all the holes!.

4!. My great grandmother went crazy and acted like a total retard today because my cat slept with her last night!.

5!. Last halloween I went to the graveyard and saw my great great great grandfather crawled up from his grave and went in to the grave next to his, as I went up to the grave and saw the name ''Maria Anne Nicole Humsucker R!.I!.P''Www@Enter-QA@Com

1) My smelly dog attacked my jerklike cat because she tried to eat his nose!.

2) The rotton Ryan Seacrest ate my brain because he didn't like the smoothie l made him!.

3) They kicked George Bush off the football team because he baked a gummy bear!.

4) Megan went crazy and acted like a total retard today because she was being herself and then B kicked his shoe over the fence into the bushes at school!.

5) Friday I went to the graveyard and saw an army of mutant marshmallows doing the macarana!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

1) My musical dog attacked my DINGO! cat because THE CORNUCOPIA HAS SETTLED AND WE CAN ALL SING OUT SONG!.

2 ) The rotten pomegranate ate my brain because it felt like my brain had to be eaten!. Pomegranantes are psychic, you know!. *duuuuh!.!.!.*

3) They kicked George Bush off the golf ball team because
he hit Cheney's balls instead!. then he ate BBQ spare ribs!. on a fluffy plate!. With LLAMAS!.

4) Harry Potter went crazy and acted like a total retard today because he couldn't fit mashed potatoes into the guitar!. With the string beans!. And that blueberry muffin he was saving!.

5) On Lief Eriksson Day I went to the graveyard and saw a flying donut making out with a bagel!. I took a photograph and sent it to Us Weekly!. Then everyone started to not eat bagels and flying donuts!. I miss flying donuts and bagels!. Very, very much!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My homosexual dog attacked my male cat because my cat rejected him!.

The rotten banana ate my brain because it was leading a rebellion against all the bananas we killed by peeling them, what a gruesome fate!.

They kicked George Bush off the golf ball team because he called it golf ball!. (It's golf!. I have a backup)

They kicked George Bush off the golf ball team because he kept offering to have his friend shoot their opponent's faces (Dick Cheney lol!.)

My mom went crazy and acted like a total retard today because she lost one of her 23798457298437984432555138 pairs of shoes!.

Flarkday I went to the graveyard and saw a bunch of tombstones!. How random!. And, oh, I should mention!. NBC Created Flarkday to get more airtime than anyone else!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1) My rabid dog attacked my flea ridden cat because he wanted to!.

2) The flea ridden cat ate my brain because i let the dog attack it!.

4) I went crazy and acted like a total retard today because I had no brain!.

5) Today I went to the graveyard and saw nothing because my eyes were also eaten by the cat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. loopy-freakidelic- she pooped in his favorite mango eating spot!.
2!.cherimoya- there were thousands of worms in it
3!.he got so mad, through is club hitting the golf cart, ricocheting off the shafts, stabbing him in the chest!.!.!. they kind of had to kick him off the team
4!.random, sykied out, burn out - he was running from his shadow whom he thought was going to stab his hallucination (which by the way was a cactus)
5!.monday may 9th, 1789, a ghost!.!.!. that turned out to be a leaf falling from the tree

this was fun!!!!!(*O*)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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