This is the oldest joke i know do you know any older one.?!
Question: This is the oldest joke i know do you know any older one!.!?
There was a man who really took care of his body!. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day!. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis!. So he decided to do something about that!.
He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand!.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along!. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane!.
Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world!."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that!?"
The first little old lady replied, "Look at that!. When I was 20, I was curious about it!. When I was 30, I enjoyed it!. When I was 40, I asked for it!. When I was 50, I paid for it!. When I was 60, I prayed for it!. When I was 70, I forgot about it!. Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand!.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along!. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane!.
Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world!."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that!?"
The first little old lady replied, "Look at that!. When I was 20, I was curious about it!. When I was 30, I enjoyed it!. When I was 40, I asked for it!. When I was 50, I paid for it!. When I was 60, I prayed for it!. When I was 70, I forgot about it!. Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that old lady has finally found it @80!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i think she love squat!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
dont worry max power is already in to the bussiness
he never miss any!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dont worry max power is already in to the bussiness
he never miss any!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it's been posted only yesterday!
come up with something new, honey!Www@Enter-QA@Com
come up with something new, honey!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe it is the oldest joke around, but it is funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah lol thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
HaHaHaHaHa!!!
Man, you always have the best jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man, you always have the best jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Watch out you'll have Max copiyeding that joek
Or was that his dick in the sand!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or was that his dick in the sand!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
nope sorry =/
I've never heard that one!.!. haha but its really good =]
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I've never heard that one!.!. haha but its really good =]
**Stars It**Www@Enter-QA@Com