The Village Idiot?!


Question: The Village Idiot!?
There was a flood in a village!.
One man said to everyone,
"I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man!. God will save me!
The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house!.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help!."
No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning!.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me!?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter!. What more do you want!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha


funny

shows how ppl think
like a woman said her son was not allowed a blood transfusion because she was religious and it would have saved his life!. unfortunately he diedWww@Enter-QA@Com

FUNNY!!!!!!!!! Loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

God is not a flesh and blood person that can physically scoop down and save us him self!.

We have to take what ever help he sends to us!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've heard this before!. Slightly different but I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol that as good if i was him id say god sent me a helper ill go
*****Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha! that's a funny story/joke/thing! If you made that up, you're a genius!Www@Enter-QA@Com

loved it brilliant joke more pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com

heard something like it before!.!.!.but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

PMSL!!! love it SkycatWww@Enter-QA@Com

This is one of the best one's I've seen in weeks!.

Thanks for the laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

LoL! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com

ROFL!. I love this joke, makes me laugh every timeWww@Enter-QA@Com

hey THAT HAS SOME HUMOR TO IT i WOULD DEF TELL IT TO OTHERSWww@Enter-QA@Com

I told another version of this and got best answer!.

I hear so many!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny, but a bit sad, I can imagine it to be true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

An oldy but goody, made me smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL thats funny, ehhh have a star!. im feeling generous!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol, did you write that!? i thought it was great ^-^Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol!!! nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

its a great joke!. but it does get old!.!. but i still love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha i love that joke, even though i've heard it before it's still greatWww@Enter-QA@Com



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