The Village Idiot?!
Question: The Village Idiot!?
There was a flood in a village!.
One man said to everyone,
"I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man!. God will save me!
The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house!.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help!."
No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning!.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me!?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter!. What more do you want!Www@Enter-QA@Com
One man said to everyone,
"I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man!. God will save me!
The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house!.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help!."
No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning!.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me!?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter!. What more do you want!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
funny
shows how ppl think
like a woman said her son was not allowed a blood transfusion because she was religious and it would have saved his life!. unfortunately he diedWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny
shows how ppl think
like a woman said her son was not allowed a blood transfusion because she was religious and it would have saved his life!. unfortunately he diedWww@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY!!!!!!!!! Loved it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
God is not a flesh and blood person that can physically scoop down and save us him self!.
We have to take what ever help he sends to us!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
We have to take what ever help he sends to us!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard this before!. Slightly different but I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that as good if i was him id say god sent me a helper ill go
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Haha! that's a funny story/joke/thing! If you made that up, you're a genius!Www@Enter-QA@Com
loved it brilliant joke more pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard something like it before!.!.!.but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
PMSL!!! love it SkycatWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is one of the best one's I've seen in weeks!.
Thanks for the laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LoL! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!. I love this joke, makes me laugh every timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
hey THAT HAS SOME HUMOR TO IT i WOULD DEF TELL IT TO OTHERSWww@Enter-QA@Com
I told another version of this and got best answer!.
I hear so many!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hear so many!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny, but a bit sad, I can imagine it to be true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An oldy but goody, made me smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thats funny, ehhh have a star!. im feeling generous!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, did you write that!? i thought it was great ^-^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!!! nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its a great joke!. but it does get old!.!. but i still love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i love that joke, even though i've heard it before it's still greatWww@Enter-QA@Com