Stumpy and His Wife?!
Question: Stumpy and His Wife!?
Stumpy & his wife Martha went to the state fair every year!. Every year Stumpy would say,"Martha,I'd like to ride in that airplane!."
Every year Martha would say,"I know Stumpy,but that airplane ride costs $10,& $10 is $10!."
One year Stumpy & Martha went to the fair & Stumpy said,"Martha,I'm 71 years old!.If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance!."
Martha replied,"Stumpy, that airplane ride costs $10, & $10 is $10!."
The pilot overheard them & said,"Folks,I'll make you a deal!.I"ll take you both up for a ride!.If you can stay quiet for the entire ride & not say a word,I won't charge you,but if you say one word it's $10!."
Stumpy & Martha agreed & up they went!.The pilot did all kinds of twists & turns,rolls & dives!.Not a word was heard!.They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy,"By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell & you didn't!."
Stumpy replied,"Well,I was gonna say something when Martha fell out,but $10 is $10!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Every year Martha would say,"I know Stumpy,but that airplane ride costs $10,& $10 is $10!."
One year Stumpy & Martha went to the fair & Stumpy said,"Martha,I'm 71 years old!.If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance!."
Martha replied,"Stumpy, that airplane ride costs $10, & $10 is $10!."
The pilot overheard them & said,"Folks,I'll make you a deal!.I"ll take you both up for a ride!.If you can stay quiet for the entire ride & not say a word,I won't charge you,but if you say one word it's $10!."
Stumpy & Martha agreed & up they went!.The pilot did all kinds of twists & turns,rolls & dives!.Not a word was heard!.They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy,"By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell & you didn't!."
Stumpy replied,"Well,I was gonna say something when Martha fell out,but $10 is $10!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao!! thats great! thanks for the laugh!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like that one!.!.!.!.!.WAY TO GO Stumpy!. Way to show the value of $10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, take that, Martha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha lol Well they do say look after ya pennies and the ￡s look after themselvesWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahaha!.!.!.!.lmao, loved it!.!.star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's a good one, old people are funny, thanks for the jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
h aha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! $10 is $10!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks, I like that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com