Chuck norris???? yes plz... :)?!
Question: Chuck norris!?!?!?!? yes plz!.!.!. :)!?
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.
There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!.
Chuck Norris does not sleep!. He waits!.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs!.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard!. There is only another fist!.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is!.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite!. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union!? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV!.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.
There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!.
Chuck Norris does not sleep!. He waits!.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs!.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard!. There is only another fist!.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is!.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite!. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union!? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV!.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
THERE IS NO THEORY OF EVOLUTION, JUST A LIST OF ANIMALS CHUCK NORRIS ALLOWS TO LIVE
CHUCK NORRIS CAN WIN A GAME OF CONNECT 4 IN 3 MOVES
CHUCK NORRIS ISNT HUNG LIKE A HORSE!.!.!. HORSES ARE HUNG LIKE CHUCK NORRIS
CHUCK NORRIS ONCE ATE A WHOLE CAKE BEFORE HIS FRIENDS COULD TELL HIM THERE WAS A STRIPPER IN IT
CHUCK NORRIS CN BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER
CHUCK NORRIS GRINDS COFFEE WITH HIS TEETH AND BOILS WATER WITH HIS OWN RAGE
CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT HAVE A CTRL BUTTON ON HIS KEYBOARD!.!.!. CHUCK IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL
GOOGLE WONT SEARCH FOR CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE IT KNOWS YOU DONT FIND CHUCK, CHUCK FINDS YOU
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR A WATCH, HE DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS
CHUCK NORRIS BLOWS BUBBLES WITH BEEF JERKY
CHUCK NORRIS CAN SNEEZ WITH HIS EYES OPEN
CHUCK NORRIS ONCE ATE 3 72 OZ STEAKS IN 1 HOUR!. HE SPEND THE FIRST 45 MINUTES HAVING SEX WITH THE WAITRESSWww@Enter-QA@Com
CHUCK NORRIS CAN WIN A GAME OF CONNECT 4 IN 3 MOVES
CHUCK NORRIS ISNT HUNG LIKE A HORSE!.!.!. HORSES ARE HUNG LIKE CHUCK NORRIS
CHUCK NORRIS ONCE ATE A WHOLE CAKE BEFORE HIS FRIENDS COULD TELL HIM THERE WAS A STRIPPER IN IT
CHUCK NORRIS CN BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER
CHUCK NORRIS GRINDS COFFEE WITH HIS TEETH AND BOILS WATER WITH HIS OWN RAGE
CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT HAVE A CTRL BUTTON ON HIS KEYBOARD!.!.!. CHUCK IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL
GOOGLE WONT SEARCH FOR CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE IT KNOWS YOU DONT FIND CHUCK, CHUCK FINDS YOU
CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT WEAR A WATCH, HE DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS
CHUCK NORRIS BLOWS BUBBLES WITH BEEF JERKY
CHUCK NORRIS CAN SNEEZ WITH HIS EYES OPEN
CHUCK NORRIS ONCE ATE 3 72 OZ STEAKS IN 1 HOUR!. HE SPEND THE FIRST 45 MINUTES HAVING SEX WITH THE WAITRESSWww@Enter-QA@Com
A few are kinda old!.
But not bad!.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But not bad!.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Saw this the other day and thought it was hilarious!. After partying all night, chuck doesnt throw up, chuck throws down!. ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
We fans of Chuck Norris appreciate the humor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WELL I KNOW YOU BELIVE IN GOD BECAUSE HIM IS CHUCK RIGHT HAND MAN!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol
that was funny!!!!!
have a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that was funny!!!!!
have a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who is chuck Norris!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good stuff!Www@Enter-QA@Com