Would u stab urself in d heart?!
Question: Would u stab urself in d heart!?
A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years!. She can't live without him and decides that the best way to do herself in is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart!. Still, she doesn't want to linger so she calls a doctor to find out exactly where the heart is!.
He tells her to put her first two fingers together, hold them horizontally and place the tip of the first finger just below her left nipple!. The heart, he says, is immediately below the first knuckle on her second finger!.
Later that day, the doctor is called to the emergency room to put fourteen stitches in the elderly woman's left thigh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He tells her to put her first two fingers together, hold them horizontally and place the tip of the first finger just below her left nipple!. The heart, he says, is immediately below the first knuckle on her second finger!.
Later that day, the doctor is called to the emergency room to put fourteen stitches in the elderly woman's left thigh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
too too funny i got a lift and my nips are sitting on my collar bones so when i die they will be where they started out!.=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's something to look forward to!.
When our boobs sag past our belly buttons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When our boobs sag past our belly buttons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol first it startes of as romeo and juliet then i became a big funny joke!. lololololol hahhaWww@Enter-QA@Com
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HA! HA! HA! that's sick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha very good thanks hun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's long enough to tie a ribbon,,,lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!! Great!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats some saggy breastsWww@Enter-QA@Com