Man, mule, dog or monkey?which r u at this point in ur life?!
Question: Man, mule, dog or monkey!?which r u at this point in ur life!?
God created the donkey and told him: "You will work tirelessly from sun-up to sundown, carrying heavy bags on your back!. You will eat grass, you will have intelligence, and you will live for 50 years!. You will be a DONKEY!."
The donkey answered: "I'll be a donkey, but 50 years is too long!.
Please give me only 20 years!."
God complied!.
God created the dog and told him: "You will look after Man's
house!. You will be his best friend and will eat what ever he gives you!. You will live for 25 years and you will be a DOG!."
The dog answered: "I'll be a dog, but 25 years is too long!. Please
give me only 10 years!."
God complied!.
God created the monkey and told him: "You will jump from branch to branch!. You will do silly things and be amuseing!. You will live for 20 years and you will be a MONKEY!."
The monkey answered: "I'll be a monkey, but 20 years is too long!.
Please give me only 10 years!."
God complied!.
Finally God created Man and told him: "You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth!. You will use your intelligence to control other animals; you will dominate the world and will live for 21 years!."
And the Man answered: "God, I will be Man, but living 21 years is not enough!. Why not give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want, and the 10 years given up by the monkey!."
After some consideration, God decided to grant man his request!.
As a result, Man today lives 21 years as a man!. Then he marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying heavy loads!. Then when his children are grown and gone, he spends 15 years looking after his house and eating whatever is given to him!. Finally, when he has grown old, he retires and spends the next 10 years like a monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grandchildrenWww@Enter-QA@Com
The donkey answered: "I'll be a donkey, but 50 years is too long!.
Please give me only 20 years!."
God complied!.
God created the dog and told him: "You will look after Man's
house!. You will be his best friend and will eat what ever he gives you!. You will live for 25 years and you will be a DOG!."
The dog answered: "I'll be a dog, but 25 years is too long!. Please
give me only 10 years!."
God complied!.
God created the monkey and told him: "You will jump from branch to branch!. You will do silly things and be amuseing!. You will live for 20 years and you will be a MONKEY!."
The monkey answered: "I'll be a monkey, but 20 years is too long!.
Please give me only 10 years!."
God complied!.
Finally God created Man and told him: "You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth!. You will use your intelligence to control other animals; you will dominate the world and will live for 21 years!."
And the Man answered: "God, I will be Man, but living 21 years is not enough!. Why not give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want, and the 10 years given up by the monkey!."
After some consideration, God decided to grant man his request!.
As a result, Man today lives 21 years as a man!. Then he marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying heavy loads!. Then when his children are grown and gone, he spends 15 years looking after his house and eating whatever is given to him!. Finally, when he has grown old, he retires and spends the next 10 years like a monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grandchildrenWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That is a different version but the ending is very good!. This is what I have,,,,
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life!. Man was horrified!. "Only twenty years of normal sex life!?" but the Lord was very adamant that was all man could have!.
Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him twenty years!. "But I don't need twenty years", he protested, "Ten is plenty for me!."
Man spoke up eagerly!. "Can I have the other ten!?" The monkey graciously agreed!.
Then the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty years, and the lion, like the monkey, wanted only ten!.
Again the man spoke up, "Can I have the other ten!?" The lion said of course he could!.
Then came the donkey and he was given twenty years - but like the others, ten was sufficient - and again man pleaded, "Can I have the other ten!?"
This explains why man has twenty years of normal sex life, plus ten years of monkeying around, ten years of lion about it, and ten years of making an a$s of himself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life!. Man was horrified!. "Only twenty years of normal sex life!?" but the Lord was very adamant that was all man could have!.
Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him twenty years!. "But I don't need twenty years", he protested, "Ten is plenty for me!."
Man spoke up eagerly!. "Can I have the other ten!?" The monkey graciously agreed!.
Then the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty years, and the lion, like the monkey, wanted only ten!.
Again the man spoke up, "Can I have the other ten!?" The lion said of course he could!.
Then came the donkey and he was given twenty years - but like the others, ten was sufficient - and again man pleaded, "Can I have the other ten!?"
This explains why man has twenty years of normal sex life, plus ten years of monkeying around, ten years of lion about it, and ten years of making an a$s of himself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
totally awesome!. luckily pigs never refused their life span also!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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brilliant!Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha excellent joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
brilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well said!Www@Enter-QA@Com
awwwww thankgod am not in ur family ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know where I fit in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
god one ,guess i'm at donkey stage ,always workingWww@Enter-QA@Com