10 points to the person who can tell me the funniest joke!?!
Question: 10 points to the person who can tell me the funniest joke!!?
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a man and his friend a giraffe walk into a bar and start ordering beers!. finaly the giraffe has had it and stagers tword the door ,fall flat on his face and is out cold!.the man finishes his beer and heads to the door past the giraffe!.the bartender yells out !.HEY You can't leave that lying there!.the man sopts and says' its not a lion its a giraffe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not really a joke but it was a funny sight!
I was walking near the lake yesterday and I saw 2 black swans together!.
As the female swan ducked her head down into the water (body & all) presumably to get food, the male swan got on top of her and had his way with her!.
This went on for a couple of minutes, where by this time the female suddenly bobbed up protesting, and squawking and gasping for air!
Poor thing, it was funny, though! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was walking near the lake yesterday and I saw 2 black swans together!.
As the female swan ducked her head down into the water (body & all) presumably to get food, the male swan got on top of her and had his way with her!.
This went on for a couple of minutes, where by this time the female suddenly bobbed up protesting, and squawking and gasping for air!
Poor thing, it was funny, though! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool!. The bartender, irritated, says, "What'll you have!?"
The duck says, "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender spits and says "We don't have pickles here, We serve drinks!. Now get out!"
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out!.
The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!"
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out!.
The next days the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks: "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender, infuriated, POUNDS his fist on the bar and yells at the duck!. "I told you two times we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks! If you ask me ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT!"
With that the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool, and waddled out!.
The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked: "Got any nails!?"
The bartender, puzzled, said "No!."
The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any pickles!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The duck says, "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender spits and says "We don't have pickles here, We serve drinks!. Now get out!"
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out!.
The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!"
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out!.
The next days the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks: "Got any pickles!?"
The bartender, infuriated, POUNDS his fist on the bar and yells at the duck!. "I told you two times we don't serve pickles here, we serve drinks! If you ask me ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT!"
With that the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool, and waddled out!.
The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked: "Got any nails!?"
The bartender, puzzled, said "No!."
The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any pickles!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
a young man had go to court !.!. or drugs !.!.!. the judge says to this man draw a circle on a bit of paper!.!. then draw a bigger one next to it!.!. and the man did this the judge said to him this is your brain right now pointing to the big circle!.!.!. and the little one is your brain in 12 months !.!. the young man said i dont care !.!. so his lawyer had a go and using the same paper he said to the judge he said hes given up drug for ever now!.!. the judge said what did you say to him !.!.!.!.!. he said i told him the little one is his bum now !. in jail !. and in 12 months the bigger one is his bum !.!.!.!. ha ha ha!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, I'll tell you!.!.
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"the funniest joke"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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"the funniest joke"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the wife told her husband to take her some where exspensive tonite !.!.!.so he took her to the gas station!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE!
NOW GIVE ME 10 POINTS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
NOW GIVE ME 10 POINTS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com