Do you know why men are never depressed?!
Question: Do you know why men are never depressed!?
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Your last name stays put!. The garage is all yours!. Wedding plans take care of themselves!. Chocolate is just another snack!. You can be President!. You can never be pregnant!. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park!. You can wear NO shirt to a water park!. Car mechanics tell you the truth!. The world is your urinal!. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky!. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt!. Same work, more pay!. Wrinkles add character!. Wedding dress $5000!. Tux rental-$100!. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them!. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet!.
One mood all the time!.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat!. You know stuff about tanks!. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase!. You can open all your own jars!. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness!. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend!.
Your underwear is $8!.95 for a three-pack!. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!. You almost never have strap problems in public!. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes!. Everything on your face stays its original color!. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades!. You only have to shave your face and neck!.
You can play with toys all your life!. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons!. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look!. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife!. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache!.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Your last name stays put!. The garage is all yours!. Wedding plans take care of themselves!. Chocolate is just another snack!. You can be President!. You can never be pregnant!. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park!. You can wear NO shirt to a water park!. Car mechanics tell you the truth!. The world is your urinal!. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky!. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt!. Same work, more pay!. Wrinkles add character!. Wedding dress $5000!. Tux rental-$100!. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them!. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet!.
One mood all the time!.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat!. You know stuff about tanks!. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase!. You can open all your own jars!. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness!. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend!.
Your underwear is $8!.95 for a three-pack!. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!. You almost never have strap problems in public!. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes!. Everything on your face stays its original color!. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades!. You only have to shave your face and neck!.
You can play with toys all your life!. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons!. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look!. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife!. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache!.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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you make very good points
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its very interesting
the funny thing is is that have lately been wondering why guys have more fun!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you make very good points
i like this
its very interesting
the funny thing is is that have lately been wondering why guys have more fun!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sadly, true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stop complaining!. You know we buy all your stuff for you too!. : b !.!.!.!.and open jars, doors, fix your car!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yea so true!. Don't think they think about stuff as much as we women do too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We just exercise our imagination more!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it's not a legal requirement to take the man's name it's just tradition!.
the garage would only be mine if i had one!.
if i were getting married i would help with the wedding plans!.
choclate is tasty, stop trying to count calories and eat what you want!.
hilary clinton says what!?
whatever!.!.!.it's god's divine plan!.
i could but everyone would gouge their eyes out!.
you don't want to see me without a top on!.
they might tell the truth but i'm still being ripped off but that's only if i owned a car (and knew how one works)!.
ever heard of indecent exposure!?
If you gotta pee you gotta pee (i'd rather not pee in a bush)!.
some guys do (righty-tighty, lefty-loosie) and i first heard that from a woman!.
depends where you live!.
no matter what gender wrinkles add wisdom!.
it's tradition for the FATHER (man) of the bride (woman) to pay for the wedding also if you don't wanna pay $5000 for a wedding dress, get a lower priced one!.
its called a compliment!.
get some good shoes, any uncomfortable shoes do cut, blister, mangle, anyones feet or at least try them on first (it's what clever people do)!.
i don't know what men you know but we get pissed off when women moan all the time!.
I have had phone conversations that last over an hour!.
it would'nt hurt to do some research if you're interested!.
five t-shirts, shoes, two pairs of trousers, five pairs of underwear, five pairs of socks, toiletries, maybe some hats and a shirt or two for formal occasions (get a bigger suitcase or be less vein)!.
you must have rubber gloves somewhere!.
if you'd be more thoughtful you would have more credit instead of bad-mouthing men!.
if you were'nt so critical you'd have more friends!.
there are some cost effective places to buy underwear!. almost never!? so men DO get strap problems then!?
i can see wrinkles in my clothes, they may look crap but i can deal with them!.
tan!? make-up!?
i like to change my style of hair too!.
if you cut your face it's embarassing you can cover your legs (and wax them)
men who play with toys look generally strange, stay away from them!.
i only have one wallet because it's the really cool replica one from pulp fiction and i already told you i have 8 pairs of shoes!.
i don't like my legs!.
pocket knives have a variety of tools, many of which are used to clean nails!.
do you want a mustache!? because no ones gonna kill you if you grow one!.
we can pick presents fast because we're focused to keep everyone happy but you obviously have'nt seen the cues on christmas eve!. if you have then thanks for calling my gender efficient at gift getting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the garage would only be mine if i had one!.
if i were getting married i would help with the wedding plans!.
choclate is tasty, stop trying to count calories and eat what you want!.
hilary clinton says what!?
whatever!.!.!.it's god's divine plan!.
i could but everyone would gouge their eyes out!.
you don't want to see me without a top on!.
they might tell the truth but i'm still being ripped off but that's only if i owned a car (and knew how one works)!.
ever heard of indecent exposure!?
If you gotta pee you gotta pee (i'd rather not pee in a bush)!.
some guys do (righty-tighty, lefty-loosie) and i first heard that from a woman!.
depends where you live!.
no matter what gender wrinkles add wisdom!.
it's tradition for the FATHER (man) of the bride (woman) to pay for the wedding also if you don't wanna pay $5000 for a wedding dress, get a lower priced one!.
its called a compliment!.
get some good shoes, any uncomfortable shoes do cut, blister, mangle, anyones feet or at least try them on first (it's what clever people do)!.
i don't know what men you know but we get pissed off when women moan all the time!.
I have had phone conversations that last over an hour!.
it would'nt hurt to do some research if you're interested!.
five t-shirts, shoes, two pairs of trousers, five pairs of underwear, five pairs of socks, toiletries, maybe some hats and a shirt or two for formal occasions (get a bigger suitcase or be less vein)!.
you must have rubber gloves somewhere!.
if you'd be more thoughtful you would have more credit instead of bad-mouthing men!.
if you were'nt so critical you'd have more friends!.
there are some cost effective places to buy underwear!. almost never!? so men DO get strap problems then!?
i can see wrinkles in my clothes, they may look crap but i can deal with them!.
tan!? make-up!?
i like to change my style of hair too!.
if you cut your face it's embarassing you can cover your legs (and wax them)
men who play with toys look generally strange, stay away from them!.
i only have one wallet because it's the really cool replica one from pulp fiction and i already told you i have 8 pairs of shoes!.
i don't like my legs!.
pocket knives have a variety of tools, many of which are used to clean nails!.
do you want a mustache!? because no ones gonna kill you if you grow one!.
we can pick presents fast because we're focused to keep everyone happy but you obviously have'nt seen the cues on christmas eve!. if you have then thanks for calling my gender efficient at gift getting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com