In a pickle....?!


Question: In a pickle!.!.!.!.!?
can you help me with these questions!?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked!?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny!?
What was the best thing before sliced bread!?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it!?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
haha great!.!.!.i like cyn1066's answer is the best i think!.!.!.!.more my style!. lets see!.!.!.i guess i'll have a go too just for kicks!.

1!. yes but i dont know if it can really be considered "help"
2!. eating out
3!. i think he's suspicious
4!. of course thats not true!.!.!.!.clowns aren't funny
5!. the only thing that comes close to what sliced bread means to humanity is sex (yes, i said it - straight to hell i go)
6!. its okay because our society has made it so that people with a lisp never admit to having one!.!.!.!.!.!.or maybe they just don't know!.!.!.!.!.i mean i dont know what i really sound like, i only know how the voice in my head sounds
7!. i don't know about hostage situation!.!.!.!.!.!.wouldn't it be more like going from 5 roommates to 4 but the size of the home stays the same (you know what they say!.!.!.!.real estate is prime)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Kill both the plant and the animal otherwise you are making a judgment!.
The turtle is streaking
Cannibals love clowns, but avoid mimes for obvious reasons!.
The greatest thing since
god
Nope, it is suicide by committee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

are these, riddles, i think the turtle one is homeless!. and the clown canibal one is they eat clowns too, they eat ALL peopleWww@Enter-QA@Com

1 move the campfire
2 both
3 no, the bull that is chasing scares them
4the dr pepper opening
5the doctor who stated it
6yes and one of them is the hostage negotiatorWww@Enter-QA@Com

Funny i really like the last twoWww@Enter-QA@Com

If the road to heaven is paved with bad intentions, what is the road to hell paved with!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! My fav is the turtle one also!. Where do you get these!? they're funny!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com



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