22 Reasons women are better?!
Question: 22 Reasons women are better!?
1!. Women are more fun when the power goes out
2!. You can't get your guitar wet
3!. Ever try to screw a guitar!?
4!. The input to a guitar is only 1/4"
5!. A guitar won't beg to be played
6!. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
7!. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue
8!. Guitars aren't very aggressive
9!. A guitar won't play you back
10!. You need two hands to make a guitar scream
11!. A guitar won't scratch *your* back
12!. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk
13!. A guitar doesn't care who plays it
14!. You can't play two guitars at once
15!. You can't fall in love with a guitar (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back)
16!. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings!.
17!. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun!.
18!. If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them!.
19!. You can't marry a rich guitar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. You can't get your guitar wet
3!. Ever try to screw a guitar!?
4!. The input to a guitar is only 1/4"
5!. A guitar won't beg to be played
6!. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
7!. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue
8!. Guitars aren't very aggressive
9!. A guitar won't play you back
10!. You need two hands to make a guitar scream
11!. A guitar won't scratch *your* back
12!. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk
13!. A guitar doesn't care who plays it
14!. You can't play two guitars at once
15!. You can't fall in love with a guitar (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back)
16!. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings!.
17!. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun!.
18!. If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them!.
19!. You can't marry a rich guitar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG people the title is "22 Reasons women are better" because it is stating that women are better than guitars not the other way around!.!.!. duh!!! and that's right we rock!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hay do not copy see the same thing in the resolved questions
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guitar hero!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
all very true also guitars cant turn u on but u can turn them onWww@Enter-QA@Com
aint that 22 reasons why a guitar is betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
shouldnt dis be called 22 reasons women are better on guitars!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com